Baby kuchelle:shit
Mikasa:who taught you that?
Baby kuchelle:Daddy did
Levi:I'm not short, you're just tall
Mikasa: that's what short people say
Zeke:is he gone?
Eren:I think so..
Levi: who's gone?
Zeke:
Eren:
Eren and Zeke:AAAHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNN
Levi: mikasa I made a poem for you
Mikasa:oh really?can I hear your beautiful poem,dear?
Levi:mhm
Levi:As round as the earth, as big as the sun, softer than any soft things I've ever touched in my life. Your boobs is what I lived for.
Mikasa:
Levi:do you like it?
Mikasa:fvck you
Eren: you murdered me
Eren:you bitch..
Mikasa:oh get over it..you pissed me off
Levi:Godamn...👁️👄👁️
Mikasa:I love...
Levi: don't tell me it's eren it's always him didn't you cut his head off already?Mikasa we're married I can't belie-
Mikasa, pinching Levi's cheeks:I love you my beautiful handsome grumpy old man
Levi:OI MIKASA!
Levi:There's one more thing I have to mention...
Mikasa:what is it?
Levi:I love you. Bye
kuchelle:mommy
Mikasa:yes?
kuchelle:can I have a baby sibling?
Levi:sur-
Mikasa:no
kuchelle:why?
Mikasa:cause-umm..it's hard
kuchelle:how is it hard when you can just give those damn birds a call to deliver my baby sibling
Now I definitely feel that this work is whole
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