Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of A Rat

i pronounced "pharaoh" as "Fa-rah-whore" 'till 4th grade

I GOT A NEW CHAINSAW MAN FIGURINE!!!

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

@iamfuckingweeping