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then you never really knew me at all

The more I think about it, the more hilarious it is to me for MAWS Clark Kent to potentially run into Bruce Wayne.

Clark's Superman career is literally just starting, and if we're going by the general wishy-washy timeline that DC comics give us, that means Bruce has at least one year as Batman under his belt.

You got adorable babygirl Clark Kent out here trying to discover who he is while also struggling to juggle his personal life with the weight of responsibility he feels towards his powers. He's dipping his pinky toe into the massive ocean of absolute craziness that comes with being a superhero.

Fuck, he hasn't even met Lex Luthor yet, y'all.

Meanwhile, a few states away, you got Bruce leaning full hard into his "I am Vengeance. I am the Night" schtick. This motherfucker just got back from his batshit insane training world tour and Alfred is probably just happy that his son ward is at least coming home every night. Nevermind that he spends all of his time pouring over grainy video footage and case files while blasting his underground bunker with Nirvana's greatest hits. It's the small things.

I'm just asking y'all to picture this with me: Year One Batman running into Barely A Week Old Superman.

Bruce would eat Clark fucking alive.

if you’re so heterosexual why’s your narrative foil a man

THEIR SO SILLY AND GOOFY OKAY.. lego99 foreva..

Lucienne is clearly the boss.

If mini Bowser escapes Peach’s castle and ends up in Brooklyn…. and becomes Luigi’s pet turtle 🐢

LINKTREE

everyone else might've moved on but I'm still here actually

They’re crazy about each other