If You Take Away Their Names, They’re Basically Shitty Wizards Who Know Essentially One Spell

Classist and bourgeois. Here’s what true revolutionaries wear

Me doing anything

"do it afraid" is just me doing regular tasks on a regular day

You call us fleshies to other balls of light

meal prep is so gross to me i dont want to eat the same thing wvery day and also i dont want to eat anything at all i want to shed my body and live as a floating ball of light that doesnt need to eat or sleep or pay rent

Got a bike during covid. Couldnt ride with no hands. Now i can. I am 43.

i think i found an exercise i enjoy doingim going to be the jump rope girl again just like i was back in middle school. i did that shit like it was nothing it was THE recess activity and i remember id lowkey be a showoff about it and i want to bring that energy back

“Shouldn’t we compromise with them? They have money after all”

- every liberal slime

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#ModernPolitics

The liberal urge to redeem every monster, even while they have their hands wrapped around their throat.

There's not going to be an lgbt ally pope you stupid slut

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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