This Isn't Even A Hate Message This Is Just The Funniest Possible Thing In The Universe. I'm Losing My

guys...

:(

soft!tsukki who after a long day, comes home and just plops down on top of you, completely encasing you in his arms, and refuses to let you get up.

soft!tsukki who watches movies he thinks are stupid, and shows he hates just so he can something to talk to you about.

soft!tsukki who makes you where his jersey to all of his games, and kisses you right after. In front of everyone, though he pretends to hate PDA.

just... just soft!tsukki :(

somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this.

!!

Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.