"If You're So Smart, How Come You're So Dumb?"

DISCLAIMER & MASTERLIST

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This is an RPF-Account

As you can see from the heading, my account is and will feature real-person-fiction. If you have a problem with that then please leave my blog.

I will not tolerate any hate toward my work or that of others simply because they write RPF but I do want to set a couple important boundaries of what I think is acceptable with RPF and what I think is not:

PLEASE DO NOT:

Do not treat the people that are being written about like they are objects, specifically sexual objects. That means that I don't want someone to express their carnal desire to do X-Sexual-Action with X-Person. Please keep that to yourself.

Please do not engage in stalker-like behaviour with real people. Too often I see low quality zoomed in pictures of someone who didn't want to be filmed with comments that are often similar to my first point.

These people are still real people like you and me and I know, because my wattpad days have taught me, that sometimes it is easy to get lost in a crush on someone. Especially when they are actively responding to fans and putting out content.

That being said; Yes. I do plan on writing smut but I will be respectful and put warnings on NSFW chapters. I hope I do not need to explain that writing smut and objectification of someone is not the same.

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Masterlist

{ ♡ = smut; ☆ = suggestive; ❀ = fluff; ☾ = angst; 🕯 = slow burn; }

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ONESHOTS

Ryan Magee x Reader {Supermega}

❀ Red Lipstick

☆ Officer?

❀ You made me a poet

The Witcher {The Witcher/ all media)

☾ Your Voice Remains

{Kaer Morons} Brother Love

OneyPlays Crew x Reader {OneyPlays}

❀; ☆ The Most Wonderful Time of The Year

Zach Hadel x Reader {OneyPlays}

☾; ❀ A Quarter to Something

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MULTICHAPTER

Zach Hadel x Reader {OneyPlays}

🕯 A Heartstruck Collision

Me core

"Fuck the police" okay bet

HOLY SHIT WHAT

Maybe I am easy to manipulate..

they gaslit me so hard i really thought armenian cory was a real fucked up picture of him but it. was edited this whole time...

Alright, I just wanna say how much I love the McQuaid episode of 21 Jumpstreet:

Like, it's insane to me that they tackle SA by family members in a show that came out in the late 80s and do it in a manner that I believe is respectable.

And another thing I love how Tom cares for Diane even though he doesn't know her that well. The only thing he knows is that she struggles at home and he immediately goes into "care taker" mode and I just think that's great.

Also, the scene at the hospital where she spills her heart out to him, tells him to stay and he does and even when she breaks down he just comforts her.

AND even after Diane is released he goes ahead and makes sure she's okay even tho he isn't allowed to.

Sorry for this rambling I just love this episode so much and it's so well written imo.

75% SAID NAH?

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ON

umm chris o’neill circa 2014 (like oney in america vid chris)

Thank you @moosemink for keeping my inner fangirl alive and well for so many years 😔 <3

Today I'm feeling

on the Lyle scale

(I've got high fever and threw up three times, help me god)

therapist: it's ok, hyper realistic Lyle Oneysona isn't real and he can't hurt you

Hyper realistic Lyle Oneysona:

I swear I will get back to writing I just have to get over a crush one second

{ I am not shaming anyone it's just not for me 😭 }

My fever is gone now but I am so sad cause while I was in this weird delirious fever-dream state I had like a super cute idea for a oneshot and now I can't remember what it was :,)