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A (Not So) Typical Friday Night

It was Friday night twelve o'clock in the morning to be exact, you had nothing to do but drink alone and take your nightly walk from the bar back to your apartment. During the walk back though you discovered a torn down decrepit building that looked like it should've been torn down but somehow it was kept up. "what the hell is this doing here". You thought to yourself. Already knowing that the choice you were about to make would become a horrible idea of regret later you finished the rest of your beer and headed straight for it. You did hear stories about the building being haunted or something about a deadite or woman who got possessed by some demon creature living inside, and tears guests to shreds but truth be told you've seen and found worse. Opening the door to the apartment building you walked inside and got slapped in the face by the worst smell imaginable. Rotting corpses with blood stains smeared all over the walls and floor followed by a high key screech that could make someone deaf. "What the fuck was that?". You asked yourself. You finally found the elevator, although it didn't work. It slammed open and shut several times as if repeating the same pattern it has repeated for years. Not really caring, you decided to take it anyway and headed up to level thirteen.  "Hello"? You called out softly. Nothing, not even a whisper of a soul present. "must be abandoned for sure then". Taking two steps forward from the elevator a small clicking sound echoed through the halls. "hello"? You called once more. Nothing. You took a few more steps and soon felt something breathe on the back of your neck. It was warm and cold at the same time. "Jesus." You yelped, jumping forward turning around at a neck breaking pace. "why are you here little one". A very gargled and low voice echoed through not only the hallway but your entire being. "um ....I uh…I'm just trying to explore the building". You said rubbing the back of your neck. Turning every which way to try and pin point the voice to the person. Finally you stumbled upon the room that started it all. Opening the door and walking in felt like you were signing your own death sentence. "hey um sorry for just barging in, I just wanted to explore the building but I think I'm just gonna dip". You said already halfway out the door. All of a sudden a hand colder than ice latched onto your wrists, turning you around at lighting speed pinning you against the wall. "woah"! You screamed, finally seeing the voice that matched with the face. "Wh-at is a suc-culent…delic-ious…body doing in my house?" She asked, almost slurring her broken words. "I told you already" you said trying to release yourself from her iron grip. "Fuck she's strong" you thought to yourself. Though you've never seen a woman like her before, her skin was leathery yet almost dry at the same time, her hair was red and Matty but also very very soft. And her eyes were like icicles, like knives digging into your soul almost piercing every inch of your being. She smelled like the world had literally quite ended, but it didn't seem to bother you. It sort of comforted you. She loosened her grip just a bit. Enough for you to not feel trapped but not loose enough to let you go. "stay with me" she said looking into your eyes almost like a lost puppy. Not being able to even muster up a sentence you feel her nose softly press against your throat, dangerously close to your jugular. Almost hearing her purr or is that a growl? What the fuck is this woman. "w…what um…what happened to you? You asked. The question was so quiet due to the fact you didn't want to trigger her. You didn't even know if she could hear. A long hot wet tongue journeyed its way from your throat to your jaw. A whimper slipped through your lips from the feeling, you hadn't been touched in a long time so let's just say you craved more than you thought. "p…please". You whispered softly grabbing onto the woman's shoulders. She twitches and backs away slowly observing you like her next catch. "What does my sweet little maggot want me to do to her baby?" she whispered in an almost demonic monotone voice. All of a sudden it clicked. The stories that you heard about the family that got killed all in the newspaper dug it's way into your brain. "no way, your Ellie" you said noticing the tattoos on her arm and the pictures around the apartment. The demon smiled widely showing her rotted teeth wreaking of blood and gore. She pressed her body against yours yet again putting her arms on either side of your head trapping you in her wake. Nothing you could say could explain why you decided to take the action you took, but you did. You softly pressed your lips against her wrapping your arms around her neck. The sound that rumbled through her chest could've woken the devil himself. The growls the strength and the act of animal instincts. It almost set your heart ablaze. She picked you up with her unhuman strength walking you to the couch the best she could in her hosts body dropping you on the couch crawling on top of you. She clicked and growled yet again making you shiver and shake with excitement and anticipation. Not knowing what she could do to you yet not caring what even happens. Kneeling down she crawls between your legs not daring to break eye contact. She wants to see what she does to you. "I wonder h-ow you taste little mag-got" she said lowly chuckling as she rips your pants off sniffing you through your underwear. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head when she decided to remove her shorts as well and lay on top of you grinding her hips into yours with no care of what it would've done to you. At this point you were her plaything. Her toy. Hers. "Ugh fuck, god El" you said digging your nails into her back. She let out another growl "mommy loves you". A long shiver slowly made its way down the back of your neck to your tailbone. Her body started to tremble as if grinding into you awoke the demon within. Her tattooed hand took hold of your throat and lightly squeezed. You could already feel the pressure building from the beat of your heart through her hand and from your orgasm that's about to send you straight to the kandarian islands. "E…Ellie" you studdard, choking on your moans and whimpers. Ellie kept the dangerously slow pace making you feel every single ounce of her being. Marking you, making you hers. But it was at that moment you screamed in pleasure when she removed her underwear with a swift movement just to proceed rubbing herself against you. The screech that she released from the depths of her chest sent you to the edge of no return. She didn't want to hurt her plaything so she gripped the sides of the couch tearing into the cushions with each thrust she made. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, only this time the tracks you made on Ellie's back cut deeper than before and she loved pain. "does little maggot love when mom-my takes her"? She asked in a distorted tone. "yes please" you screamed. A few more deep strokes and you were seeing colors You never knew existed behind the hood of your eyelids. "Fuck mom-my!!!!" You moaned. Ellie let out the most primal scream you've ever heard. Like a lion finally proving to the kingdom that he is the alpha male. Coming down from your high you were sweating harder than you thought. All you wanted to do was explore and instead ended up having sex with a deadite, but what else would you have been doing exactly?  Getting drunk and high in your own apartment by yourself until the next day then go to work? Nothing could've ever been better than this moment right now. "little maggot stay" she said grabbing hold of you and cuddling you close as if thinking she would lose you if she didn't hold on tight. "little maggot stay" you whispered before you knocked out from exhaustion.

AGATHAS reaction would be priceless. Rio finna get it when aggs gets home and then some. 🤣🤣🤣🤙

Rio, texting Agatha: [sends a voice message]

Agatha, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Rio: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Agatha: [presses play]

Rio’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

"elphaba please". You moaned feeling her long slender fingers softly thrusting inside of you. You didn't know how a simple greeting turned into elphaba pinning you to the bed whispering sweet nothings in your ear while assaulting your sensitive sweet spot. "You're doing so well for me baby". She said kissing your neck softly. Your body began to tense as you felt her fingers curl hitting just the right spot. Your eyes rolled and you but your lip choking back a moan until it escaped and she pulled it out of you. "Y ..you're wearing too many clothes". You whined feeling the build up more and more tightly closing your eyes. "Look at me baby". Elphie said speeding up just a little more, she softly caressed your cheek praising you for doing such a good job for her. You forced your eyes open a single tear of pleasure slipping down your cheek. She softly kissed it and held eye contact with you. " Elphie I....I'm gonna cum". You whined. "Cum for me my sweet". She said. Softly. Your back arched and your orgasm rippled through your entire body feeling the wave hit you. Your nails dug into her strong bicep holding you in place. "Fuck". You cursed beneath your breath. "That's my good girl". She said smiling kissing you softly.

Mommy has a pretty watchful eye on her little maggots we mustn't disappoint her.

Dream Walker

y/n: how did you know I liked you?

Lyric: I can see others dreams

Y/n: ok well then *thinks what color is my underwear*

Lyric: purple

Y/n blushes: p...purple wha-

Lyric: your underwear

Y/n violently flustered:......

Lyric:.....

Y/n: t...that wasn't a dream.

Lyric: I can read minds too *smirks*

Y/n.........

one thing about me i recently found tumblr for the first time in my life a few weeks ago…this is my favorite social app i own and side note i’m a whore for older women i want me an older woman to date so bad 😩

weed

anyone thought of how smoking weed with the characters in OUAT would go? I mean think about it...

Emma: being the sheriff in this town I could arrest you for this.

Y/n: Jesus Emma just take a hit it'll calm your nerves.

Emma *takes a hit. And within an hour later she's explaining to you how the book Henry has still don't make no damn sense.

Snow white: are you sure it's safe?

Y/n: *already stoned and stuck nods*

Snow white *takes a hit* she stares at you and begins walking over to you slowly. Within ten minutes she's already confessing her love for you while trying to seduce you and it works.

Regina mills: where the hell did you get a bag of weed from? And in my house no less.

Y/n: aye look don't worry about that ma just join me.

Regina mills *takes a hit and smirks at you within an hour shes having the best sex of her life with y/n.

Did you ever regret it once? No not at all.

Sleepover at Regina George's house

after school Regina invited you to her house for a sleepover, the weekend was approaching so you figured why the hell not your parents wouldn't really give a damn anyway. You were definitely feeling her and she was feeling you. Upon approaching regina and the girls she dismissed them and told them to respectfully fuck off and leave with whoever else to see them later. She hopped in the pink jeep and turned to look at you. "get in loser". She smirked. You hopped inside and road home with her. Your type of course was veeeery layed back. You wore slides, grey sweats, an oversized hoodie and a beanie almost everyday. But what caught her eye was the pink and black outfit you had on that day. Pink oversized hoodie with a black beanie and black sweats with pink slides. The hoodie read Barbies bitch across the front so you can see why it attracted her. "so Jaden is it"? She asked. "wassup"? You asked. "how long have you been going to this school? She asked curiously, quite literally speeding home. "about a couple months now. Was a transfer. Why"? You asked. She shook her head and shrugged softly. "well shit it's not like your not the hottest fucking living creature roaming the halls in school. I mean you literally talk to no one, sit with no one. It's like you just carry yourself." She said. "yuh, I mean I'm chillin". You said smiling softly. She knew off the bat you were a stoner and she had a plan. Pulling into her driveway she took you with her upstairs and set the mood with some chill music and turned the lights off turning the LEDs she got for Christmas on. A soft pink color cascaded the room and you immediately lit a pre-rolled blunt from your pocket. "you don't mind if I hit this do you"? You asked. She bit her lip and shook her head. You inhaled taking a huge hit and let it sit for a while until finally you exhaled and blew the smoke out your nose, merely inches away from Regina's face. "oh hey". You said softly. "hey". She said. Your eyes trailed down from her eyes to her lips and she got the message fairly quickly. She placed a soft kiss on your lips softly biting your bottom lip and letting a moan slip through her throat first. You were so high to figure out what was going on but let her do her thing. You put your hands on her waist letting her take control to see where things could potentially go. "Jaden you are so fuckin hot you know that daddy"? She said straddling your lap. Smirking softly to yourself you tugged the bottom of her shirt and she let you take it off of her. Taking another hit of the blunt and carefully putting it back onto the ashtray you pulled her closer to you and softly needed at her beautiful round boobs, sucking on her already hard nipples letting them go with a pop. "fuck J" she moaned. You stood up with her on your lap turning around to lay her down on the bed. "wait. Don't move". She said. "lemme look at you". She said biting her lip. You slowly began removing your hoodie, then taking off your slides kicking them aside softly. Seeing her eye you like her favorite toy only coaxed you more and more. Getting to your sweats she stopped you only for her to replace your hands with hers. "this right here, this is mine" she said purring. She slowly pulled down your sweats taking you in her hand and giving you a firm tug. You were so high all you could feel was a wave of warmth rush over you. You softly moaned and whimpered as she strokes you getting you hard enough for you to put it down on her just like she wants it. "are you ready baby"? She asked. You nodded and climbed on top of her giving back the kiss she gave you the first time. "please". She whispered. You slid inside of her with ease, vision going blurry, head filling with clouded thoughts but clear enough to see. She trailed her hands all the way down your torso to your ass. "oh my god". She moaned. You started off slow and sensual, wanting her to feel all of you. You didn't ever want her to forget any of this. She leaned in close to whisper in your ear. "take me however you want me baby".

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you @oushits and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

THE OTHER SIDE

The other side 

One night was all it took, one simple night for you to make the craziest decision of a lifetime. You lived alone in your own apartment for years now, and that’s how it’s always been. Working alone, rolling blunts on your own, everything you did alone. You didn’t mind it though part of you loved the peace and quiet. But that night something changed. You got home from work and decided to take a shower and smoke a joint while watching your favorite TV show. Before you climbed into the shower you lit an incense stick. Dragons blood to be exact, now that one was your favorite. Walking to the bathroom you turned on some music and hopped in washing your hair and really taking your time to cleanse your body of all a good days work. Upon finally getting out of the shower you dried off and grabbed your weed bag heading to the couch. “time to unwind” you said to yourself. You sat down and began rolling your blunt when you heard a sound you thought came from outside. Not really caring and minding your own business you proceeded with rolling up your blunt and lighting it. Taking a big inhale and really letting it fill you up you exhaled opening your eyes and what you saw definitely made you feel like you were high already. Your door had opened slowly and what was standing in the doorway took you entirely by surprise. A woman about 6ft 1 with red hair a white tee and a pair of shorts was standing there looking rather drunk? At least you thought. “um…hello”? You asked already half baked. The woman said nothing, just stared and sounded like she was clicking and growling. “woah, ok I’m too high for this shit” you said chuckling putting the blunt down. You got up and headed to the woman. “hey listen, I’m trying to forget about the day and my responsibilities right now so could you maybe visit me on a different night”? You asked politely. The woman still remained quiet, so you just decided to ignore it. “ok dude whatever you say but I’m gonna keep vibing” you said taking another hit. By the sixth hit the woman was already in your room smelling the smoke and observing the way you reacted to her. You weren’t scared, you weren’t worried, you were the purest spirit she’s ever met. She took a seat in front of you, or more like a (I’m trying to sit down like a normal human and not a demon) “wanna keep me company I see” you said giggling. The demon was oddly close to your face already, as if observing you a little more closely then she was. She smelt like a dead animal that just got hit by a car, but didn’t seem to phase you due to the fact you couldn’t smell anything already. Your heart skipped many beats with this gorgeous woman in front of you. “h…hey you’re um…you’re a little close” you said looking into the eyes of what could be the last pair of eyes you look into. The demon smirked slightly and the low rumble that came from her chest made your spine tingle. Due to the fact that you were high but also had the sweats for this beautiful woman (at least to you thought so) you slowly leaned in and placed a soft kiss upon her lips. That must’ve set the demon off because she grabbed you, ripping your clothes off with one swift move. Moaning into her mouth you dug your fingers into her hair feeling the matted curls. “oh shit” you gasped. She laid you down against the cold floor making you whimper at the feeling of cold against the heat from your skin. “fuck I don’t even know your name” you whimpered giving her access to your neck. She nipped at your jugular multiple times making your hips buck. Trying to grind against her and get some type of friction. “My little maggot,” she growled. You didn’t even acknowledge what she called you, you just rolled with it because you were way too high as it is (🥵). The next thing to go was your pants, and she nearly ripped you to shreds seeing what she was on top of. Not knowing how to human properly she tried to flip you over and managed half way but you helped the rest of the way. “you need help mommy”? You asked peeking behind your shoulder to look at her. She grabbed you by the throat from behind and pulled you flush against her while the other hand made its way to rub against your center. “mine” she growled. The primal instincts this woman carried almost made you break right then and there. Your hand fell on top of the one that was between your legs digging your nails into her veined hand. “p…please” you whined. She slowly slid your panties to the side and pushed a finger inside. Your eyes rolled to the back of your skull seeing nothing but black. “holy fuck” you whispered. Smirking against your neck she kept fucking you with her finger making you moan and whine against her. Between the weed and the demon’s actions you were closer to the end than ever. “I…I’m gonna” you didn’t even have the time to finish your sentence before the knot inside your stomach snapped and you came all over her hand. She slipped her finger inside her own mouth, rolling her eyes to the back of her head really feeling you inside her. She growled, groaned and moaned feeling you swimming down her throat burning through her own veins. “Now you’re a part of me, now you are inside me” she said, looking into your eyes. You didn’t know what to do but try to catch your breath and after that you were hers forever.