Texting Regina

anniversary

it was the year of you and Ellie's anniversary. You didn't exactly know how to go about it since she's literally a possessed maggot filled killing machine. But you knew doing something nice for her is the thought that counted. So you decided to throw a little surprise dinner for her in the busted up apartment that held many murders and slaughters. "okay almost ready" you said to yourself. A few more minutes until you found out Ellie was almost to the room. You heard a bunch of screaming and terrorized moans from doors away but instead of paying ay mind you knew it was the love of your life. The door swung open the second you got the last bit of decoration up. Ellie looked like she had just dug into something juicy. Flesh was hanging from her teeth, burning red eyes heaving chest. Nothing could come out of your chest but a slight whimper. As she walked inside low growling echoed through the room vibrating through your veins to your brain. "h...hey baby" is all you could say. Walking up behind you you could feel her hot breath swim down your neck. "B..baby" you whisper. She trails her hands down your arms taking in your scent as if it's the last time she'll ever smell you. "mine" she growled. "E...Ellie baby". You managed to whisper. She slowly stripped you of everything and managed to get you in the bed. "baby I set the table and put up decorations for you" you whispered through her neck kisses. Teeth grazed over your jugular dangerously slow and all she could say to you was mine. She licked down your stomach to the place you needed her most. "Ellie please baby I...I need you". You said tangling your fingers inside her matted hair. Ellie groaned and stuck her long tounge inside you. Shivering and arching your back to give her more access to you you moaned loud enough for the entire apartment complex to hear. "ugh fuck baby...I....El please" you moaned. She slowly shoved her long slender fingers inside of you until you physically couldn't take it anymore. Fucking you dumb numb and senseless you took the liberty of allowing her to strap you as well. She went as deep as she wanted until your voice was gone. You dug your nails into her back causing her to moan more than you. She kept repeating the words mine, mine, mine every single thrust she took. Pretty soon you came all over her mouth with her smiling a shit eating grin. "happy anniversary baby" you heavily panted. Ellie smirks and kisses you softly wishing you a happy anniversary back in her own way.

My thoughts exactly. Evil wants us to fail because they turn our favorite actors or actresses into psychotic people and expect us to not fall for them

james mcavoy had absolutely no right to be so fucking hot while playing a psychopathic murderer-kidnapper

ON THE SOCCER FIELD

Y/n: who's that?

Friend: oh that's the queen bee, Regina George

Y/n: oh, so like she rules the school?

Friend: pretty much but don't let her talk to you ever she'll destroy you

Y/n: what if I want to get destroyed

Friend:.......

Y/n:.......

just imagine if you walk into the kitchen one night and find deadite Ellie looking at you like this what you plan on doing? cause this looks like the face of imma pin you against the wall to find out what you taste like. not until she gives you a good rub down first. ;)

I really said

Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

LIFE IN THE CASTLE

Rhaenyra came to find you rather amusing during serious situations. Of course you managed to get your duties done but no matter how many times she ran into you she always found you doing something rather amusing. One time she caught you in the dragon out grinding and singing on syrax's post. The dragon was staring at you fondly but with a hint of curiosity. When you realized you were being watched you quickly stopped and tied the rope back on the dragons post to keep it in place. "Your grace, I'm so sorry I was just um-". Rhaenyra didn't even protest or cut you off but she rather interrupted your sentence in a different manner. A quirk of her brow stopped you in your tracks. "Come to my chambers when you are finished with your task at hand little pup". She said raking her eyes down your frame slowly before exiting the dragon hall.

Yo this would be me just fucking around with my mommy 😭🤣. She's already tired of me as it is

I’m legit DEAD😂

For worlds cutest paws I am taking no arguments at this time thanks 👌❤️☺️

Y/n: so if you could save one person within the family from a fire who would it be?

Enid: my dad because I love him more than anything

Bianca: my laptop and phone

Y/n: um...i said one person, not things

Wednesday: myself, the others wouldn't deserve to live under any circumstances

Y/n: mkay I think we maybe done with this game

Wednesday: who said it was a game *glares blankly*