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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

I was bored in class

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No new autism registry, HHS says, walking back NIH director's claim

The federal health department is not creating a new registry of Americans with autism, an HHS official said Thursday.

From Ursula Vernon: Screaming at these people works. They’re fundamentally wimps, we just have to actually DO the screaming instead of preemptively admitting defeat.

I am talking about my fellow Americans, not the Democrats. We actually need to scream, gang, not just complain that Schumer isn’t.

In other words:

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

Love ur pfp. The last Unicorn is one of my favourite movies. It’s a classic!

Thank you! The Last Unicorn changed my brain chemistry, it's clear to me that everyone involved in the project really loved it. I just wish it was more popular in my country.

On a side note I'm currently reading the book, and the thing of reading a book that inspired a movie you really like is that while you're happy consuming the movie's source material you're also sad by how much was cut.

(Small spoiler ahead!) For example, the book made it clear that the unicorn had not spoken in a long time before she asks herself if she really is the last unicorn, in fact it had been so long that she scares herself with her own voice. Just look at this context that we never saw in the movie. The event was so impactful to her that made she speak for the first time in centuries.

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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Sometimes I wake up and take a big sip of my water just to realize my cat has been putting his feet in it All night and now I’m drinking cat feet water

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

The Wii U’s original launch price of $299 would be approximately $416 today. It was a similar situation, where they essentially re-released a console but added a few new features and different games. The launch of the Wii U saw so few sales they had to drop the price by $50 after the first week.

The Switch 2 costs MORE THAN THAT FAILED LAUNCH. BEFORE TARIFFS. It makes me insane

"the switch 2 prices are fine actually, just look at the inflation compared to 2017"

oh well that's fine then.

I mean, everyone's wages have risen along with inflation, right?

the minimum wage went up, right?

everyone has lots of disposable income, right?