Not Me Returning After 284837595830 Years Just To Promote A New Damn Askblog??

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

Propaganda

GLaDOS

A Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System that needs no introduction. She doesn't have anything against you, why would you think that? Just because you chopped her up into little pieces and put those pieces in a fire? She doesn't care about any of that, she's just here for the teEEESTing.

The Narrator

Stanley looked at the screen. There was a poll, asking which of two disembodied voices was the best. They were both quite impressive, and Stanley sat in contemplation for some time, evaluating every aspect of the two choices. But in the end, there was one clearly superior option. Stanley clicked the button for "The Narrator, from The Stanley Parable"

link to ask

YOU GOT THIS NARRY (tsp) I BELIVE IN YOU

link to post

COME ON NARRATOR DONT LET ME DOWN!!!

live footage of me making the blog

Ask blog of Stanley from the stanley parable but every ask is answered with the same picture of Stanley's normal face (Because canonically he doesn't speak or have facial expressions)

Weezer is in The Stanley Parable's Break Room!

kevan knew exactly what he was doing during the voice lines for the countdown ending. trust me, the sadistic pleasure of seeing someone who has wronged you suffer is a hard thing to fake.

NO WAY.. STANLEY DRAWS REGRETEVATOR CHARACTERS REAL.. (only did Lampert, Wallter, and Mark (for now))

just doodlign.. I need to draw more of them at some poitn.. they’re fun to draw,,.,.

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

art motivation came back and?? thjs happened?? uh HEAVY wip btw...

they’re my child now I love them..

Rat from The Stanley Parable