JFJYNKKF THIS IS SO AMAZING!

HAPPY YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR HERES SOME CAKE AND PRESENTS DAY CERU!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Ceru Birthday count down!

6 more days….

TWST INCORRECT QUOTES:

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Jade: “Time to play : Who’s food contained my experimental batch of shrooms?”

Azul, panicking: “Was it mine?”

Silver, completely calm: “Was it mine?”

Jamil, deadpan : *points to Floyd* “Pretty sure it was his.”

Floyd, laying on the floor in a starfish pose while Kalim tries to help him: : “FuCking PinK JelLyfish EvErYwhEre”

I’m reading Fairy Gala and istg the way Riddle hypes up Ace to the Housewardens is so cute-

He’s like a proud mom trying to one up the other parents at the PTO meeting I literally cannot

“COULD JACK DO THAT” STOP WHY IS HE FLEXING

HE FEELS SO HAPPY AND THINKS ACE WILL LOVE THE TASK THEIR SIBLINGS YOUR HONOR.

YFFHC IM SO GLAD YOU LIKKKEEEE YOUR FICS ARE A TOTAL INSPO TO ME!

IM A YAPPER SO PREPARE BECAUSE MY ANSWERS ARE LONG AF AND WILL BOUNCE AROUND

My writing may be cooking but my actual conversational self is a kitchen fire.

(Do not let the Aroacespec psychological horror nerd write yandere fics unless you wish for them to present you a four course meal)

ANYWAY HERES MY ANSWERS!

1: Blue works! And She/They/It. Pretty much anything but he.

2: Che’nya as you’ve long since heard me rant before, but fun fact! Che’nya is how I found twst!

Also, as i’ve said before, so PERFECTLY hidden as an op character, leaving the possibility of never actually being able to know he’s around you.

Lilia is also in my favorites! I actually knew nothing about him until I started writing something around when book 7 came out, and he grew on me! I also get to use my historic knowledge when writing him!!!

He’s also so ultimately terrifying? Like, in my opinion, he tops Rook in that regard sheerly because what he lacks in stalkerness he has in knowledge and connections. Also, this man can beat MALLEUS FUCKING DRACONIA in a fight. He’s the perfect goofy goober that can actually commit atrocities and you’d never know.

Speaking of, Malleus is also among my favorites, because DRAGON but also a little bit of a dork. Also, fucking TERRIFYING in this sense that like…you’re cooked if you make a break for it?? Or if you’re like me and have EXTREMELY wonky luck that causes you to almost die in some creative way every week, you’re literally going to end up in the equivalent of bubble wrap.

Also why does nobody take Fae rules into account for Mal and Lilia??? Like our dumbass tells them our real name and they can lowkey puppet us PHYSICALLY?? Among other things.

Rook sheerly got up in my favorites because he never ceases to have me not laughing my ass off or DEATHLY concerned.

He’s also very interesting in the sense that if, hypothetically, you were being hunted, play your cards right, and you might buy yourself time.

I’m mildly crazy and LOVE strategic mind games or mental tomfuckery in general—

. (I may or may not have deadass gotten nerfed by my War Crimes and War Strats teacher from being the strategist for a week because he wanted to give the other team a chance. (My new schools curriculum for classes of our choice is wild before you even say it, we have Archery, Dinosaur History (????) LGBTQ+ History, Cryptozoology, AND I KID YOU NOT MY PRINCIPAL IS NAMED MISS CROWLEY I LITERALLY DIED WHEN I FOUND OUT. I also got extra credit on a creative writing assignment for “accurate depictions of trauma” and my Theater Teacher decided she hated me on sight. I’m literally Spending my first full year back from hell in a madtown send help/jk)

So I actively do think about the odds of escape, how to do so, connections, weaknesses.

Rooks only fucking know weakness is GARLIC. (Learned from Ruggie during beanfest) So he gives me a challenge mentally, all of the above do.

I like Riddle aswell mostly because we are complete opposites (Overbearingly Strict Abusive Mom vs Strict yet nearly Absent Mom core) yet both strict with our ideas of Rules because of that and I’ve already noted down atleast 5 ways I could stump him on rules pre-overblot, mostly via legal things and NRC base rules.

Also outside the norm timeline, especially for horror, he’s EXTREMELY interesting because of the Queen of Hearts Motif.

Now Idia and Ortho? Genius and his no.1 fan/wingman? As a sibling myself, I have a more Jamil + Najimia dynamic with my sister, but I love the take on “Siblings who are super close” with the twist of “also both batshit crazy in their own ways.”

Idia is great for alot of reasons, and admittedly I do get 90% of the gaming references and lingo he says/uses. But also? Literally runs hell??? Kinda??? The insane technology of that world and the talent for it??? The possibilities are endless.

Ortho is more on my goofy goobers list, mostly because his penchant for randomized violence makes me laugh. How do you get a cat down from a tree when you can literally fly? Apparently LAZER BEAM THAT B*TCH ASS TREE DOWN. RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CATS OWNER WHO IS ALSO YOUR BROTHERS TEACHER.

Jade gets an honorable mention because the mindgames go hard, plus he’s so sadistic but once you figure that out it is TOO LATE FOR YOU. Also I lowkey think I would get yoinked because I was forced to live in the mountains of Georgia for a year against my will (LONNGG Story) with a tent for 3 months, then a tarp, a sleeping bag and a dream. The second I drop that info i’m cooked.

Now, some of my goofy goobers?? My sillies?

Ace to start with. Although he’s canonically very smart when he tries, he gets mischaracterized because of of his shenanigans with Deuce, but they are phenomenal entertaining. Also his whole “Haha—Unless..??” shit and seemingly absolute love for the one bed trope is silly. Plus he’s the true most normal teenage boy character in the cast. (Don’t let Trey deceive you that man is NOT normal. Bro is the Tooth Fairy over here.)

Kalim holds a special place in my heart because he is the first character I picked, and its very rare for me to find characters with the similar..idk what to call it?? as me (constantly almost dying, pretending its all cool but actively being terrified something will happen the second you leave the house.) (Me, Kalim, Yuu and Bennett being that one spiderman meme)

He’s also just so sweet. He reminds me of being like…nicely wrapped in honey? Did you know Honey never expires, but it does grow brittle, trapping everything inside it in that gold, slow moving sweetness for eternity?

Finally, Sebek, sheerly because I know I would be the BANE of his existence. I’m not crazy strong or a fast runner but if theres a few things I’m good at its debates, finding loopholes and running mental circles around to prove a contradiction. I also figured out one very simple way of toning down his Malleus-simping while still letting him yap. Just point out the effects he’s having on Malleus’s life, and how he may be making it more difficult for him to make friends.

Also that nobody is legally required to do Jack Shit for him unless they are in Briar Valley. And pointing out that by trying to make everyone move their life for Malleus, he’s effectively isolating him by treating him as if he’s better, making it insanely difficult to casually commune with others, and unintentionally making it seem as if Mal gave those orders to drop everything for him, which in turn would make others think he’s a jerk. They don’t know him personally like Sebek does, nor do they carry the values of their homeland. Therefore Sebek IS usually the first impression. Don’t you realize you’re making his life harder?

Use a mental loop at the end by pointing out that if you/I hypothetically started yelling for every to move around for Leona for example, especially when they aren’t in the Sunset Savanna, wait Sebek him to contradict and state thats foolish, then point out thats EXACTLY what he does with Mal, and let the rest figure itself out.

It’s ok to simp Sebek but don’t make it other people’s problem.

I could go on but now that I’m writing it for myself I realize I may actually mentally shatter him.

Favorite Outfit? Call me basic but Deuce Star Sending and Ortho Fairy Gala on the aesthetic scale. THEY LOOK FUCKING ETHEREAL? And Ortho Fairy Gala IDIA YOU COOKED WITH THAT ONE. On the personal scale : Lilia’s Dorm uni + Spectral Soiree, and Idias Harveston outfit. IDIA WITH HIS HAIR IN A PONYTAIL OR BRAID JUST LOOKS PHENOMENAL. Lilia just looks great in both but that Cape is giving me and Edna Mode a heart attack.

Honorables mention to Beanfest Rook for being one of 3 cards I think Rook looks good in (I beef with his haircut) and Riddles Dorm Uni, If I didn’t want to throw hands over a ALL WHITE FUCKING UNIFORM IN A DORM WITH A SHIT TON OF PAINT???? Also Che’nyas Boots are actually really cool. The detail on them is INSANE.

(Fun fact: If you looked at Glomas Azul from behind, the feathers make a jesters cap shape)

Favorite Candy? UGH AS A CHRONIC SWEETS PERSON I HATE TO CHOOSE BUT:

Chocolate Based: Reese’s or those fancy ass Liquor Chocolate Orb things.

Fruit Based: Hi-Chews and Fruit Tootsie Rolls.

Seasonal: Pumpkin Flavored ANYTHING. The only time I eat pie is Pumpkin pie (I have a vendetta against fruit chunks in dessets) or Peppermint stuff!

So Yea! What about you : D

HDGHGVJJHV I JUST REALIZED WE’RE MOOTS NOW?! I FEEL SO BLESSED BRO YOU LITERALLY INSPIRED ME TO WRITE TWST STUFF

As I’m literally losing my mind over this I’m gifting you this idea from the AU I found your account from (Nightfall) so here we go!

I chose the three characters I see you write the most recently so yea! Enjoy :D

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Memories.

They shape every part of our lives, what we eat, as we remember what we like, what we avoid, as we remember just the opposite. Their are ones that teach you and the ones that leave you smiling in reminiscence.

No matter how far you run, memories eternally follow you. Even a dementia patient retains bits of muscle memory.

And with the single shot of a gun, a good aimed stab to the heart, and years worth of memories can simply…disappear.

The only thing left of their memories within their perspective is pictures and words, now often locked within a phone. An escape to the days of old or simple entertainment anew.

Perhaps this is why Cater Diamond loves to take pictures when he arrives at the cafe, no matter how bloody his hands and suit may be as he walks in.

Dancing around the counter to reach towards you, to pull you in for a quick picture, leaving the blood of someone you never knew on your apron, he snaps a picture. Another as you deliver his overcomplicated order that no matter how filled it is, still remains a black coffee, staining the teeth of those who drink it.

Inviting you to Heartstabyls infamous casino, taking you to an exclusive high ranking area whilst he somehow is “unaware” someone’s memories become no longer only rooms away.

Just focus on him, yea?

Basking in the proximity, yet just as much worrying if one day you’ll be whose smile only remains on the glow of his screen.

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Perhaps the reason is the same for Lilia Vanrouge, as he appears suddenly behind you whilst you try to clean up the cafe, a tap on your shoulder to the left, a tap on your right, and suddenly your twirled around, a laugh unfitting to his appearance echoing through the room as he locks you in a waltz, humming a song nearly lost to time.

Say, dearie? Did you know of the song Daisy Belle? It was made in 1891, almost forgotten if not for it becoming the first synthesized song around 1961 or so by the machine known as an IMB 704. Its quite often used in horror movies now adays.

It goes something like this.

𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦, 𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦. 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜...

Calloused hands slip carefully around your waist as he moves you around, slipping the flower just mentioned into your hair, and with your eyes closed, you can’t see the blood stains on it from his little job before this visit.

He picked it at a strange place, one where the red adorning the once pure white flower was spilled.

𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦, 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢....

Although you giggle, he means that lyric with all his heart. You may never know of the fate of those who attempted to rob your quaint workplace, but he remembers the feel of a still beating heart clutched in hand.

And you may never know how much he is willing to give for you to remain by his side. He’d raze the city in your name, just say the word.

𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒.

Unless you wanted it to be, of course. He’s the Vice owner of Diasomnia, you know. Money has long since become no object.

Silver may be grown, but he doubts he would mind a new parent.

𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒...

The eyebrow raise he receives at that line proves you well aware of how untrue it is to him, but it’s just how the song goes, love. It was true, once upon a time. The life of poverty is not easily forgotten.

𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡, 𝑢𝑝𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑡~

A single deft hand dips you down , face still oh so close to those shining red eyes as he lightly brushes his thumb across the area near your eye, a small remainder of blood smearing with it.

𝑂𝑓 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑤𝑜~

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One could compare the memories of Jade Leech to the Bathypelagic zone. The darkest place in the ocean where no light reaches. All must glow on its own if it wishes to see.

So then, What exists within memories of Jade Leech?

Only one person truly knows the answer, and that is Jade Leech himself.

His twin comes close, obviously. But they have different tastes, as most twins do.

Unfortunately for you, my dear, you are within his tastes, and have infested his memories, a small shrimp beginning to adapt to the darkness, beginning to glow like that lights of the cafe at night.

No longer afraid or deterred when he asks for a napkin to clean a bloodied revolver, or batting an eye when Floyd joins him on one of his visits, covered in the life of atleast 20 men. Tiredly whipping out your phone to check if whatever plant Jade brought in this time was poisonous.

Staring down the barrel of a gun as a drunken fool attempts to rob this lovely sanctuary, putting on headphones and hiding in the back to tune out the sickening snap of each of the same fool’s bones.

In this Bathypelagic zone, you have begun to glow.

But does that same glow not attract other predators? A small shrimp in comparison to the unseen giants of the sea?

And Jade Leech is, ultimately, selfish. He wants that light for his own. Not just to remember it, but never have the need to do so.

A light, a light just for him in this abyss we call home.

The longest Moray eels are the Thyrsoidea macrurus. They grow to 3.5 meters, or 11.5 inches, but the largest ever recorded is 3.94 meters, or 13 feet. The largest shrimp? Penaeus monodon, 2.5 meters, or 10 inches.

No matter how big you may grow, he has just that extra inch or three, its far more than enough.

Enough for him to be one step ahead.

Enough to wrap himself around each part of your life.

Enough to suffocate any chance of escape.

Enough to keep that light for himself, Keep it hidden from all those grasping for it, so he may never lose the memory of it.

But don’t worry, no matter how hard times may get, the Nightfall will never go out of business. Although it may be relocated to Octavinelles headquarters.

(AGAIN SORRY FOR THE FACT IT LONG AF BUT HERE YOU GO!!! ENJOY!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!)

-BLUE / CHE’NYA NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE ANON

WE’RE MOOTS NOW YOU CAN’T ESCAPE- let me crawl into your nostrils and like roam around your brain because how are you always cooking???? You go HARD in my inbox every time holy shit-

You’re moots with me now you can’t run. :)))

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS??? Omg you didn’t have to- HEJWJWJWKWKHEJWJW

HEKWKWKWKWK HELP MY MORE FREQUENTLY WRITTEN CHARACTERS WKSNSKSKW HELP CATER AS THE NUMBER ONE??? CATER??? Pls you have to believe me Blue ( do you want me to call you that? Pronouns and preferred nickname pls!) I am so normal about him BUT NIGHTFALL AU THAT WAS AWHILE AGO AHAHAHAHAH-

THE MEMORIES??? HIM TAKING A PHOTO EVERYDAY IN CASE ONE DAY YOU AREN’T AROUND TO SEE HIM ANYMORE?? HIM JUST DANCING AROUND THE COUNTER AND GETTING LIKE BLACK COFFEE EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING…. Imagine if he tries to order something cute and the cafe owner gives him a coffee instead because like they’re so used to his normal order like-

Hkwkwkkwkskwkw BUT THIS WAS SO SWEET WTF… MEMORIES IM CRYING SOBBING CLAWING AT THIS MAN RAH-

LILIA JUST FULL OUT CONFESSING AND PROPOSING WITH A SONG USED IN A HORROR MOVIE??? THAT’S SO LIKE HIM VAMPY GUY WHAT THE FUCK-

THE WAY IT’S KIND OF SINISTER AND LIKE SWEET AT THE SAME TIME??? Bro what do you mean half crazy. You should be insane. Depraved. You can’t live without mc, go insane/j

HE WOULD RAZE A CITY FOR MC??? BRO LITERALLY IS SO WHIPPED. MC WANT A MARRIAGE? A CARRIAGE? BRO IS INSANE THE BLOOD SMEAR WAS SUCH A PERFECT TOUCH IM SCREAMINH CRYING ON MY KNEES OH MY GODS.

AND JADE??? JADE MF??? BRO??? THE WAY HES SLOWLY APPROACHING, BRO WAS LIKE A HUNTER ON THE HUNTER, SLOWLY GETTING MC ACCUSTOMED TO THE BLOOD THE GORE… THE WAY HE’S JUST SO SLYLY THERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I’M GOING TO SCREAM

THE WAY MC IS HIS LIGHT??? HIS LIGHT??? INSANEEEEEE SCREAMING CRYING BITTING THIS FIC. THE WAY HE HAS HEADPHONES TO NOT HEAR THE GUY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM GOING INSANE BRO CAN JUST LIKE HAVE MC ALL TO HIMSELF I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SM

DO NOR APOLOGISE FOR THE LENGTH IM GOING INSANE THANK YOU😭😭😭🙏🙏 PLS FEEL FREE TO CHAT WITH ME ANY TIME WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COOKING BLUE??? HSIEOWOW ALSO ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR ME LESGO: (no pressure)

1. Preferred name and pronouns

2. Fav twst characters and why (ramble. Go insane I need to hear this)

3. Favourite twst fit of all time and why-

4. NAME YOUR FAVOURITE CANDY OF ALL TIME. THIS IS CRUCIAL.

Chat I may just be cooked.

I’ll give live updates from the pits of Tartarus dw.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

Bro got beat up with 100k Gold thingamabobs that shit gotta HURT

The bling bout to add some swing to that punch

kalim has this bracelet on his left hand and a bunch of dangles on his right but i can't even imagine being sucker punched with those on the face. let alone REPEATEDLY like brotha eugh being beaten up with some shingalingngaling

Ceru you had the gift of prophecy with this one.

Since i’mma be yapping for awhile, here’s a thought-

Cards of the boy in casual wear. Like little scenes of them relaxing in their dorms or whatever. Little mini stories of them, Like those little slice-of-life anime-

I just want to see Riddle in a plain t-shirt, and Cater in that fluffy stripped bathrobe (?) thing that’s hanging in his room. I need to see him all fluffed up, hair tied back-

Its them. I refuse to explain myself. It just is.

(Jedediah and Octavius from Night at the Museum)

Silver and Malleus as nobody mourns the wicked is great but have you ever thought..

Kalim and Jamil post book 4. Hear me out:

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No one mourns the wicked:

(The Scarabia dorm canonically shunning/hating Jamil for everything that went down, calling for him to be demoted from Vice Housewarden. Jamil likely also could of faced SEVERE consequences from his family and the Al-Asims, if not for…)

No, one mourns the wicked:

(Kalim. He likely covered everything up from his and Jamils family, leaving the fact Kalim was the one targeted unknown, or who it was at all, as they did not receive a summons/lawsuit , therefore can be worded as “one” due to their lack of knowing who it was that forgave Jamil.)

Know, one mourns the wicked:

(Back to Scarabia, When the students called for Jamils demotion from Vice Housewarden (Hell, I can imagine they wanted to kick him out of the dorm too), Kalim pushed back and allowed Jamil to keep his position as his Vice.

So then, Scarabia “knows” who mourns the “wicked”. It can go unsaid for this verse simply because it’s obvious. If it wasn’t Kalim, Jamil wouldn’t be the Vice Housewarden anymore, and might literally be dead (execution for attempt on Kalims life), imprisoned for same reasons as previous, or pulled from the school. It quite literally couldn’t be anyone BUT Kalim if Jamils still in Scarabia.)

Know, one mourns, The Wicked:

(Kalim obviously felt extremely guilty for being ignorant to and/or subconsciously trying to deny Jamils feelings to protect himself from the truth, aswell as feeling guilty for that fact he never knew Jamil was being forced to pretend to be worse than Kalim their whole lives, leading to Jamils suffering.

Therefore Kalim thinking of himself as “the wicked” for not being there for Jamil.)

Yea :)

(I don’t have the talent to draw/animate this so might aswell give y’all writers and artists inspiration. Anyway I’ll make my escape before y’all kill me BYEE)

Istg the first thing I thought of after seeing that:

(I cannot they’re so mother and son)