What Are Some Chronic Illnesses That Can Only Occur In A Fantasy Setting?

nothing scares you more than a person pulling up to ur front door and gravely announcing that your beloved horse is deceased, only for it to be taking a casual nap.

So here’s a fun fact,

Horses lay down to sleep or rest in general, so please don’t pull up to a horse owner’s house and tell them the horse is dead.

Signed,

The horse owner.

A Minecraft grass block. Please.

Today, Jesus is holding:

A minecraft grass block

someone explain to me why the fuck there are bots pretending to be Palestinians in need. that is genuinely so disgusting

can confirm this works

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli

wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli

awawawawa <- creation of stimuli

I KEEP GETTING THE SAME FUCKING AD FOR CRANBERRY JUICE GODDAMMIT 

sometimes i remember but then i forgor

The four heads of the wyrm god

i just drank paint water instead of my coffee and i didnt npotice untill i looked down at my cup and it was BLUE. coffee tastes like paint water hekp mr in thnik in hvinf s dtrik

REMEMBER THE JUICE