Latest Posts by broc3des - Page 2
karting nico and lewis always make me want to cry
i have a love hate relationship with them
hiii i'm new to brocedes. i know some basic storyline now but can you share some silly stories about them
they have some silly stories from their childhood, such as lewis learning how to learn the unicycle the same day after seeing nico come on the grid and ride one, robert kubica growing up with these two competitive freaks who would race eating pizzas.
here's a story about keke nico anthony and lewis in the same car and keke giving anthony a heart attack. (speaking of~ anthony has that unicycling pic of brocedes framed in his house). since nico and lewis shared a room while karting they got up to a lot of shenanigans like throwing mattresses out of the hotel room, and asking to eat ice cream 🥹
this is a pic of nico, lewis, and vivian partying when they're 19ish~
more on from their adults, since we know they live in he same building. here's lewis' facebook status about playing ping pong with his teammate and neighbour :) lewis also kept his watches in a safe in nico's bathroom the first year he moved in monaco? 😭😭
some silly stuff: here's nico teaching lewis italian but its all nsfw 😭
they love calling each other old despite having a 6 month age gap here's them bickering
here's nico climbing on lewis while lewis says I know you love me man
here's nico pretending to jack off lewis while daniel live slug reacts
lewis behaving like a normal heterosexual when asked how he first met nico
during their first day as teammates they both crashed in the exact same puddle immediately after each other 😭
perhaps the silliest brocedes feud of all time:
the f1 dinner of all the drivers where the bill was split 19 ways 😭
lewis claims it was nico's idea, nico says its customary for the reigning champion to pay
i just think he’s neat.
sluts
2000s boyband + nico is the girl they sing all their songs about
he is not that funny nico pack it up
this is how i feel btw
sometimes i genuinely can’t believe brocedes is real like what do you MEAN they were each other’s best & only friend as children because they were so far ahead of everyone else. what do you mean one of them came from unimaginable wealth and privilege and the other grew up in public housing and faced classism and racism in probably the world’s biggest nepotism sport. and what do you mean they both make it to the top of the sport they’ve spent their entire lives trying to reach, and they fulfill all the dreams they had as children, and they’re doing it together. they reach the peak of their careers together, and both shine so brightly that they burn each other out. like what do you mean as soon as one of them beats the other after three years (and a lifetime) of trying to get the upper hand, he retires instantly from this sport that has been their entire lives because beating the other was all he ever wanted to get out of it? what do you mean one of them can’t even say the other’s name to this day? what do you mean they still live in the same building??? and that’s not even the full extent of their lore. it’s downright shakespearean and it’s worse because they’re REAL
the 2008 f1 grid lipsyncing to mcr, for your viewing pleasure:
blond hair🫶
petition for him to bring back the blonde hair thank you
End him Nico
the tags are personal
aged like fine wine
2025 nico. that's it that's the post
the people’s princess
up thinking about this photo
i didn't wanna cry tonight
just how fast the night changes or whatever they say
MY SHAYLA 💔💔
2006 German Grand Prix. Nico Rosberg, portrait. Photo: Steve Etherington/LAT Photographic.
thinking about them tonight and the fact that nico recently said that lewis still gives his daughters christmas presents... oh they never fail to hurt me
