I Love How Everyone Has Weird Nicknames For Tim. Point In Case: Timberly

the jazz-mandated spec ops gossip sesh 🥂

No idea what depths of the internet this came from but I'm here for it.

Batfam quotes as things my family (and friends) have said.

Damian: *ranting* Father is infuriating at times!

Steph: I don't have a dad

Jason: I don't have a mom

Dick: You guys have parents?

It like 10:40 and my brain is like "hey remember the face of the category 2 Alternates in the Mandela Cataloge"...

@oliveid

Second night in a row! Fucking Mandela Cataloge.

It like 10:40 and my brain is like "hey remember the face of the category 2 Alternates in the Mandela Cataloge"...

@oliveid

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Jason: Pass me the blueberry jelly

Damian: *picks up jar and scoops the rest of the jelly out onto his eggs*

Damian: sorry, it's all gone

...

Jason: you little...

Ok, but like...

There's "danger zones" in Wayne Manor.

These are areas where watching for falling objects, dangerous projectiles, murderous vigilante baby, and a plethora of other hazards.

For example, the main foyer is a danger zones.

Dick, with his acrobatic tendencies, has broken over 23 chandeliers. Thankfully, he's never been hurt. He just hangs on the chandeliers and tends to loosen them. Then tend to fall later, when unexpecting people are walking underneath. Jason has dubbed it the "phantom chamber" in lieu of the falling chandelier in phantom of the opera.

Damian’s room is also a danger zone. For obvious reasons.

Okay, but like...

Jason loves to mess with his siblings. That not particularly unique, as most siblings love to annoy each other. Only difference is that Jason is a little shit. Most of his "jokes" involve property damage.

One time he put Tim’s laptop into jello (he watches the office, sue me). Tim loaded all his guns with jolly ranchers in return.

Damian’s katana has been mutilated by Jason several times. It's always washable, but annoying all the same. A perfect example of this is the 'Syrup Incident' in which Jason coated everyone’s favorite weapons in syrup. Dick's sparky sticks were actually damaged by that prank....

The only one who rivals Jason in property damge has got to be Steph. I mean, come one, it's Steph.

⭐Prompt list⭐

Because I have writers block and need recommendations!

A) Chandeliers

B) Amazon driver

C) Fight

D) Sickness

E) Zoo

F) Cookies

G) Office

H) Migraine

I) Coffee

J) Ducks

K) Angst

L) Art

M) Holiday

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Dick and Jason: drunk

Jason: ever notice how Tim glows in the dark.

Dick: huh?

Jason: He glows in the dark! Just look.

Dick: *looks over* woooooah... you're right. It's because he's so pale.

Tim: What are you guys talking about?

Dick: Your pale skin. Don't worry I love pale skin... I love ALL skin.

Jason: Nice save.

Tim: Become Robin they said, gain a family they said...