Slay My Name.

i remember in like 2016-17 when Tumblr was still kinda mainstream and i used to be pretty active but idk what my old account name even was

still the same vibe and i love it

As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".

Kermit for Pope :3

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

fuck Joanne what a miserable worthless cunt.

Fuck what a piece of paper says, trans women are women, always have been and they always will be.

Also fuck jkr

And whilst I’m here, fuck Trump too

I’m so fucking done today

two of my friends are ghosting me but I got diagnosed with autism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ now I'm confused *and* sad

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

have you read / watched "Holes"?

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

some of my friends are being shitty and toxic but I'm in your mind fuzz is pretty chill and weirdly nostalgic rn

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.