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Kyle MacLachlan as Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

she’s always just teasing in good faith with a good heart behind it because they’re friends, and she likes him, and he’s a dork and honestly so is she! and he’s never really had someone be nice to him like that, he’s so used to jokes being at his expense and too sharp and with veiled disdain behind them that it’s almost normal. so when Scully messes with him, says things like “must be an x-file” in response to his confusion, he visibly stalls.

— lu @swinging-stars-from-satellites

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

Fox Mulder won the autism lottery. He made the FBI give him an entire subdivision for his special interest AND someone to infodump to

- Coffee? - You bet.

kendall roy + 🎧

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Btvs textposts but it's only Spuffy and Cangel

Kendall Roy they could never make me hate you.

is it an horrific dream?: a web weaving

The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life, My Tapes by Scott Frost (1991)/ Blue Velvet by David Lynch (1986)/ The Hurting by Tears for Fears (1983)/ The Hidden by Jack Sholder (1987)/ Tibet by Rose McDowall (1986)