Thank Gnome It's Friday

My mom: works really hard on dinner for Easter and is in a really good mood today

Me, choking down the ham she made so she won't feel bad (I hate ham):

I've actually been meaning to try sushi too!

What is one food you would try if you could?

(You can answer this too by the way! It doesn't have to be just Narinder answering, have a nice day/night and take care of yourself!)

"Mm... Mortals nowadays talk about a delicacy that seems interesting... 'Sushi'. I did not have this back in my time"

Pov me every single time I come across a stray animal

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WTF IS A SUPER BOOP

So jumping in here with a story time, stories with Flaire

This is actually super important. And it's never too late to teach a dog or a cat this - it's just a little bit more difficult if they're older

But basically, this stray cat followed me home one day and I've kept him ever since - his name is Binx and he's just the sweetest guy ever. A little shit but sweet.

So when he followed me home, he was so young his balls hadn't even dropped yet - and he followed me home for 30 minutes after I walked my friend home, just meowing at me and walking ahead of me if I started walking too fast. But when I eventually got home, he stayed on my porch for awhile before I got him fixed and brought inside

So he didn't get along with my two boys Cool Cat and Lucky. Scratching and hissing, and started playing rough with me. Scratching so hard I'd bleed. So what I did is when he did that, is stop and show him where he scratched and start ignoring him until he'd nuzzle against me. He gets along with my other cats just fine now and plays fine.

Now let's compare this to my mom's dog Buddy. Buddy is a very friendly dog, an American Eskimo who she never taught how to not bite hard.

I mean, when he was a puppy I would try everything to get him to stop biting me so hard - but he wouldn't listen and my mom would baby him. He is so sweet and kind with strangers but he bites hard when playing, leaving marks and scratches with his teeth. I mean I even had to go so far as to bite his ear when he was a puppy when he bit me (not hard. I'm not a monster, I basically just put my teeth on the tip of his thick ass ear and applied enough pressure for him to be uncomfortable but not in pain) but since my mother never properly taught him and instead babied him, he still bites hard when playing

So this is VERY important.

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Bro I’m at school 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Get booped nerd

I wanna eat a double bananer :(

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

So my best friend told me today that the reason it took her so long to even talk to me at first was because I seemed like a mean person

IM NICE I SWEAR,, YOU CAN ASK ANYONE THAT TALKS TO ME

IM SORRY IM A BIT OF A DRY TEXTER SOMETIMES AND HAVE A RESTING BITCH FACE