Cinematic Parallels

I had tried doing voice to text for the neos names a while back and the results were glorious

My favorite NCT 127 menpa replies because they’re always wildin’

Thanks Johnny^

Why do i know this was Doyoung^

PLEASE THIS IS SO MARK^

Taeyong i’m sorry. Whoever gave NCTzens photoshop is gonna end up somewhere way worse than hell^

Please I love Taeil^

Not Yuta deleting this right after too 💀💀^

NOOO Y’ALL WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS^

Please I’m sure SM has at least thirty Marks locked up in their basement. A whole army of Mark Lees. One day all the Marks will be released and the world will be run by Mark Lee^

Renjun: Did you know the moon landing was fake?

Jisung: *chuckles* You still believe in the moon?

Taeyong, watching from a baby cam: I am beyond disappointed. What happened to my children’s brains?

Johnny, watching Taeyong from a baby cam: he has no idea what I’ve done.

concept: an nct subunit for the members that are whipped for winwin but it’s just nct 2020 because every member is whipped for winwin

nct twitter is in a constant state of absolute madness. i don’t even have twitter and yet it still haunts me

no no no you do not understand, watching nct twitter implode every time nct hollywood is mentioned is part of the show. it’s survival

Not Louis just ignoring him because this kind of thing probably happens at least three times a day

210430 YANGYANG IG Story

Jeno : *letting Jaemin win at arm wrestling* aw, darn it, you won!

Haechan : *slamming down Mark’s hand full force* DO YOU SEE NOW, MARK, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR

Ranking NCT members by brain cells

The Legal Keeper of the brain cells (however, this does not mean they use them): Taeyong

Had a whole bunch but is losing them at rapid speeds: Kun

Has several hundred brain cells, all dead: Doyoung

Has exactly 69 dead brain cells and 1 functioning one and intends to keep it that way: Ten

Has brain cells but doesn’t use them: Johnny, Jaehyun, Sungchan

Three functioning brain cells: Taeil, Yuta, WinWin, Jeno, Shotaro

Has one (1) brain cell and holds it dearly: Xiaojun

Has one (1) brain cell and is bound to lose it any day now: Jungwoo, Renjun, Jaemin

Share a brain cell: Chenle/Jisung

Had a brain cell once but it was a watermelon so he ate it: Mark

No brain cells whatsoever: Lucas, Haechan, YangYang

Their brain cells ran off in fear and never came back: Hendery

I— what 👁👄👁

WAIT FOR ME

me, minding my own damn business: 😴

me, learning that super m apparently filmed a new music video and we’re heading off to jop again:

i made an incorrect quotes blog! i made a few incorrect quotes early on in my main blog but now i’ll be posting them entirely on @breezy-bird-kpopinc :). check it out if you’d like hehe

i’ll most likely be posting nct quotes, but i plan to include other groups as well