Jaehyun, Drunk : Who Are You?

NOT BABY DON’T STOP AND BLACK ON BLACK NOOOOOO 💀💀💀

Not Louis just ignoring him because this kind of thing probably happens at least three times a day

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I think a lot of fans noticed this but

The fact that Oh My God by (G)I-DLE says “she took me to the sky” and not “he took me to the sky”

My brain said

My favorite NCT 127 menpa replies because they’re always wildin’

Thanks Johnny^

Why do i know this was Doyoung^

PLEASE THIS IS SO MARK^

Taeyong i’m sorry. Whoever gave NCTzens photoshop is gonna end up somewhere way worse than hell^

Please I love Taeil^

Not Yuta deleting this right after too 💀💀^

NOOO Y’ALL WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS^

Please I’m sure SM has at least thirty Marks locked up in their basement. A whole army of Mark Lees. One day all the Marks will be released and the world will be run by Mark Lee^

Taeyong, seeing that the house is flooded: okay, okay. the only explanation is that i’m still asleep, dreaming that the house is flooded. what does it mean? What does it mean?

Jaehyun, floating by: it probably means you’re under a lot of stress because this is not a dream and the house is flooded

If the short evil dude from shrek was a square...

Call that a farquaadrilateral

Random inspiration is a blessing and a curse

:)

HONESTLY!! It’s so underrated. One of my favorite songs by them

Only human by WayV is a fucking masterpiece

Renjun: Did you know the moon landing was fake?

Jisung: *chuckles* You still believe in the moon?

Taeyong, watching from a baby cam: I am beyond disappointed. What happened to my children’s brains?

Johnny, watching Taeyong from a baby cam: he has no idea what I’ve done.

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself