Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

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my summary of malevolent season 1:

john: ARTHUR WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

the score: [intensifies into a sudden, discordant drone with a clash of cymbals. something has arrived.]

arthur: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

@horseboneologist gave me a list of prompts involving Hastur, on of which was “Hastur threatening John” and I like torturing my favorites. Poor John… 😘

Playing with a redesign to incorporate the pallid mask and a more fleshy look that I’ve been wanting to do for a while. Of course I see all of the eldritch creatures/entities as more fluid and not really locked into how they appear, so I’m having fun being inconsistent with how I draw Hastur and his fragments lol

Just getting back into Malevolent and every time I think Arthur will learn from his mistakes, he gets worse.

adding spaces is better

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Everyone should reply with their best key smash

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

The amazing concept art of Jama Jurabaev for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

The Art of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Spider boy spider boy does whatever a spider boy does.

Revenge the meatloaf

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE