I feel like Lance would be the one to propose but it’d in the worst possible situation.
Like, he doesn’t have a ring or a special night planned, it’s just a sudden thought he has when they’re in the middle of battle.
Keith and Lance have been dating for a while now (a year? Five? Idk, you decide) and one day when the team is separated and Keith and Lance are swarmed by Galra fleets. They’re standing back to back, covering each other.
And Lance just turns around and looks at Keith and all he thinks is
Holy shit I love this boy, I have to marry him.
So he’s trying to tell Keith but hey, these two are in the middle of battle they don’t have time to talk about marriage and a happily ever after.
But then they both manage to find cover. Lance is laying down defence fire before darting back down to where Keith is lying with his sword, trying to contact the others through the damaged comms and Lance just says over the sound of explosions and gun shots
“I want to marry you!”
And Keith is shocked at first, trying to process what his boyfriend just said and Lance repeats himself
“Lets get married!”
before Keith’s all like
“You’re proposing to me NOW?!”
And Lance tries to explain between attacks that he knows they’re at war and it’s the worst time to get married but he also knows that they could lose each other and at any moment and he wants to be able to call him his husband even if it’s just for one day.
And Keith just grabs his hand and runs through enemy lines, taking out Galra soldiers and telling him how much of an idiot he is.
But as they’re running away, Lance feels Keith’s hand tighten around his and he just says “yes”
And at first Lance is confused until Keith just glances back at him
“If we manage to get out of this alive, then yes, I will marry you.”
And Lance gets the biggest smile on his face because he has a fiance
Bonus:
Pidge over the comms: “Did my virgin ears just hear a marriage proposal”
For vagina-owner safety
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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because I have a lot of headcanons and no time to write them! so feel free to take any of this and run with it
the first time lance lays eyes on keith he slips out “you’re beautiful” in spanish and keith has no idea what it means, so he just kind of tilts his head at him in confusion
hunk teases lance relentlessly for it for weeks which, of course, leads keith to pester lance to tell him what it meant
lance just repeats himself to confuse keith enough until he gives up. lance can’t help it that every time he interacts with keith there’s something that he notices–his eyes, his lips, his fingers. he feels kinda pathetic and a whole lot smitten
this goes on and on. lance evolves into saying other things. “i want to spend time with you” “you’re adorable when you smile” “i love the way you laugh”
until one day keith comes up to him and says in perfect spanish, “you’re beautiful” and lance.exe stops working
keith smirks and sidles up close and goes “i think the same about you” and yup lance is definitely slain
Okay that virus that’s going around, is seriously fucking scary. I got the same thing on my computer about a week ago and I got rid of it, but it took a lot. This type of virus can control your browser, it can control your webcam, it can control all your files, and track you.
If you’ve seen the post already, do not click on the user if someone like this follows you.
If you do on accident, you will be taken to an FBI site, which tells you you’ve viewed pornography and stuff. Looks a little like this…
It asks you to pay a fine. ITS NOT REAL. DO NOT PAY IT. You won’t be able to leave the page, or close your browser. Your computer is probably infected now, and you need to remove it.
Click ctrl-alt-delete at the same time and open task manager. Shut down your browser. Uninstall it completely.
Reset your computer to the last known date when you didn’t have the virus.
Install and Run malawarebytes. It’s a free service, that get’s rid of all bugs in your computer. The download link is here. Most antivirus softwares can’t detect things like this, so your best bet is to just download it. Run a full scan to ensure your computer is clean.
Restart your computer, and you should be fine.
The main thing here is to not panic. I did, and it just makes the situation worse than it really is.
If you have seen a post about it, you’ll see that icon, and a URL with random letters. Please don’t risk it, you’ll have to work really hard to get it off your computer. Be careful, and DO NOT PANIC. Here is another tutorial on how to get rid of it,
Any more questions? Feel free to ask me. I got this off two of our computers, so it’s possible. BE SAFE
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drunk keith is sappy keith
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I like to think that Shiro is an over enthusiastic and supportive parent for all of his lil gay children
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™