Doms Saying “awe,” “poor Thing,” Etc..

random shit my friends say unprompted (part 1?)

1) "i want to impregnate at least 50 women in my lifetime" (said by a cisgender straight woman mind you)

2) "you don't get my whimpering audio OR my pencil"

3) "you are interrupting my freedom of thought shut the fuck up"

4) "but mom!! the pipe bomb feels good!!"

i love being a faggot. juicy couture underwear under jorts today

does anyone else feel like their lives are becoming less depressing and debilitating just now it feels like im jotting down notes from a class but im not comprehending anything im just copying words that i see