Reblog If You Think Asexuality Is A Legitimate Sexuality.

Fear Madame Zeroni, bitches.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

ROGER I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT HELP

if you have android and you dont use youtube vanced…….. wyd……..

Aalssy. Huh. Odd.

Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do

i am :

⚪️ straight

⚪️ gay

🔘 not afraid to keep on living!! i am not afraid to walk this world alone!!

I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.

It’S FuCkiNG aUTumN

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN