Kid, When Life Gets You Down You Got Three Choices

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Oh man this is JUST like that one heartbreaking TMA edit on tiktok.... Eurgh.. real

nothing hurts me more than jon in tma saying he doesn’t want to become another mystery only for him to become one in tmagp…..

that scream tore me to shreds

I don't know if they're wedding people, probably not, but by the gods I will draw them all dressed up in white and sparkly and in LOVE *sob*

Guys I might have a thing for pathetic scientists...