Scotland Yard Jack-in-office!

Everybody's like "McBeardy 😍 🥵" meanwhile I'm like yeah yeah the beard's fine but what I love are those squeezable little cheeks, oh my gracious ☺️ They're irresistible.

Oh yeah! In my grubby little hands 🙌🏻🤣

I'm 100% certain Aziraphale and Crowley will have their happily ever after. Here's why, everything has already happened. "It starts, as it will end, with a garden. In this case, the Garden of Eden, and with an apple," God, season 1 episode 1. God is telling Crowley and Aziraphale's love story because she's their biggest fan. She's been there for every moment of their relationship, from their starry angelic meetcute to all their reunions which were mostly accidental at first, then increasingly planned and desired. She knows everything they do down to the smallest detail, like all their secret rendezvous, The Arrangement, that they've been meeting in St. James's park for a very long time. She probably analyzes their arguments like anyone else committed to their OTP and celebrates every time they remember how important they are to each other.

I think that if the show sticks to what was promised--the ending in a garden, then Aziraphale and Crowley will pledge their love in the garden in front of witnesses like Jesus, whose second coming is less bloody than expected and who is very happy to see the demon who showed him all the wonders of the world. Maybe he'll even help Crowley rescue Aziraphale.

I also think that God will speak to Crowley and Aziraphale, using Crowley's angel name, which will change him back into an angel. Names are very important in this world.

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

WE CAN'T...OR WE CAN

A:"we...we can't..."

C:"Oh fuck...say it again, angel."

A:"We can't...we can't, Crowley...oh god..."

C:"Yes...yes, the more you say it the more you turn me on..mmh"

A:"We can't, it's wrong...it's absolutely irreverent and...oh fuck...fuck..."

C:"Keep going, angel...don't stop..."

A:"What would the others say if they found us like this..."

C:"Like how, angel?...Aah, describe it..."

A:"Me...me on top of you...naked...as we grind...as we touch...as we savor each other...both so close to coming..."

C:"Yes...yes fuck, keep going...keep singing..."

A:"...while you're inside me...as I enjoy every thrust of yours...and I pant...I pant your name loudly...as I scratch your back...as I move my hips towards you to make you continue...please, please keep making me moan and wet the blankets we're lying on...."

C:"Yes...Ah ah angel...I'm about to come..."

Hello fellow Aziracrowphiles what does your GO obsession have you working on today? I'm a little over halfway through getting all the dialogue from the show. I've been on season 2 episode 3 for about a week, getting every quote from a show like this that has a whole lot of talking is a lot of work 😆😂. 

Genius 💯

i do hate when mclennon fics that aren't aus devalue the importance of the music and make all the tension between them romantic/sexual like are we forgetting that their biggest insecurities are directly tied to each other it's not all he loves me he loves me not it's i hate my voice bc i have to sing next to vocal virtuoso mccartney every day and im scared my art wont be taken seriously bc mr in his own write is the smart beatle and im just cute and my god ESPECIALLY the get back era where john strung out and is farting out shit like dig a pony while paul seems to have a constantly flowing creative wellspring for songs which makes john even more insecure and retreats further except the songs in question all have a thesis statement of please dont leave me please dont leave me please dont leave me

One of the best parts of A Minecraft Movie was how hard Garrett and Dawn were crushing on Steve ☺️😉😄

Are they kidding? It'll be way more than two dozen.

I live in hope, too, Anonymous 247.