"I Don't Trust Him Anymore. I Don't Trust Him. We're Starting From Square One Again And It's Up To Him

My bestie sent me stickers!!

So I put them on my car.

😁

Sherlock, babykins, don't be so jealous of John's patients. He loves you more than them, don't worry. 🩷🩷🩷

How they aren't locked in the throes of passion at that moment is simply beyond me. John wants to devour that neck. Lounging on the floor, their bodies pressed together, good thing they remembered there were people around or they might've had a lot to explain at their next press conference. Or not, if anything maybe that would've made things clearer to everyone.

A million '60s women had their hearts shatter when they saw this photo, then wrote in their diaries that instead of fucking John or Paul, their new obsession was to watch them slowly worship each other until they were both panting, exhausted, and fully satisfied (which would then be incorporated into their next single--it was John & Paul, after all.)

I'm 100% certain Aziraphale and Crowley will have their happily ever after. Here's why, everything has already happened. "It starts, as it will end, with a garden. In this case, the Garden of Eden, and with an apple," God, season 1 episode 1. God is telling Crowley and Aziraphale's love story because she's their biggest fan. She's been there for every moment of their relationship, from their starry angelic meetcute to all their reunions which were mostly accidental at first, then increasingly planned and desired. She knows everything they do down to the smallest detail, like all their secret rendezvous, The Arrangement, that they've been meeting in St. James's park for a very long time. She probably analyzes their arguments like anyone else committed to their OTP and celebrates every time they remember how important they are to each other.

I think that if the show sticks to what was promised--the ending in a garden, then Aziraphale and Crowley will pledge their love in the garden in front of witnesses like Jesus, whose second coming is less bloody than expected and who is very happy to see the demon who showed him all the wonders of the world. Maybe he'll even help Crowley rescue Aziraphale.

I also think that God will speak to Crowley and Aziraphale, using Crowley's angel name, which will change him back into an angel. Names are very important in this world.

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Just thinking about how Anathema never seems to connect all the crazy events--kraken, Atlantis, flying saucers, missing nuclear reactors--to everything she said to Adam and the magazines she gave him. She was so focused on finding an evil kid with a massive, terrifying beast of an animal that she overlooked other obvious signs that Adam was controlling reality.

Poor Lestrade. He puts up with a lot 😂

Happy Birthday @merseydreams! 🎉🎂

Have a Paul pining over John photoset! (And I even lessened the angst for you! <3)

Me finding out just how huge the Holmes/Watson fandom is

Hello new friend group! ☺️