“average person witnesses 3 murders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person witnesses 0 murders per year. Kudo Shinichi, who lives in Tokyo & witnesses over 10,000 murders each week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
KIDGE WEEK — Day Four: ↳ Crush (@kidgeweek)
Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.
This can help you make a difference between shots in my masterlist:
Smut: It has not only sex but also slices of life, and there are described feelings and other things. Those will be the longest shots.
Porn: Starts with sex and ends with sex. It’s centered around the action itself, little to no feelings described. (4 to 5 pages)
Drabble: short scenario written on the spur of the moment ( usually up to 3 pages at max.)
Eros and Psyche: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]
Genre & Warnings: Romance, fantasy!AU, smut, slight angst, fluff
Tags: Vanilla, fingering, vaginal penetration
Summary: Inspired by the Greek Legend of Eros and Psyche.
2. The Prince and the Empress: [1] [2] [3 -coming soon]
Genre & Warnings: Romance, fantasy!AU, fluff, comedy-ish, slight yandere behavior.
Tags: none
Summary: A story in which Shouto is a bratty prince and wants the Empress.
3. Mommy: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Romance, Smut, fluff
Tags: Somnophilia, Praise kink, mommy kink, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration
Summary: Shouto is turned into a child, and s/o has to take care of him.
4. Tease: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Porn
Tags: oral (giving and receiving), deep throat, blowjob, vaginal sex, dirty talk, rough sex, spanking, anal fingering
Summary: You decide to tease Shouto during class. Bad idea.
5. Let me love you: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Fluff, smut, romance (?)
Tags: blowjob, handjob, shower sex, semi-public
Summary: Shouto accidentally walks into the girl’s showers.
6. Needy: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: yandere-ish themes
Tags: none
Summary: In which you are the controlling one and Shouto is the needy/submissive partner
7. Friday Night: One-shot
Genre&Warnings: Fluff, slight angst(?), smut
Tags: blowjob, handjob, sub!Shouto, cowgirl, vaginal penetration, dry humping
Summary: Every Friday night you have a special routine. But What happens when Shouto crushes it? Oh, I’ll tell you: SEX.
8. Mania: One-shot
Genre&Warnings: Fluff, slight yandere themes, smut
Tags: dubious consent yet consensual, blowjob, vaginal penetration, dom!shouto
Summary: In which Shouto is jealous and is ready to do anything he can to keep you to himself.
9. Rude: One-shot part 2
Genre&Warnings: Crack-fic(?), swearing
Tags: none
Summary: You don’t approve of the arranged marriage, and try to be as rude as possible.
10. Greedy: One-shot
Genre&Warnings: Porn (domestic at the very end)
Tags: fingering, cunnilingus, spanking, vaginal penetration, creampie, implied breeding kink.
Summary: Just Shouto being your horny husband.
11. Sex tape: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Porn
Tags: blowjob, cunnilingus, dirty talk, spanking, vaginal penetration, mirror sex, slight choking.
Summary: The title says it dear.
12. Midnight affair: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Fantasy/Renaissance!AU, Smut, Romance,
Tags: blowjob, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration
Summary: Shouto is a prince that is fascinated by mythical creatures. During a hang out with his friends, he encounters an Elf, and he cannot avoid falling for her.
13. Mistletoe: One-shot
Genre &Warnings: drabble
Tags: none
14. Of Groceries and Panties: one-shot
Genre&Warnings: Crack-fic(?), swearing, drabble
Tags: none
15. Coequal: one-shot
Genre&Warnings: Fantasy!AU
Tags: none
1. That’s my seat: [1], [2]
Genre & Warnings: Smut, slight angst(?), fluff
Tags: cunnilingus, slight dry humping.
Summary: In which Bakugou and s/o fight over a seat.
2. The Kinky Bookworm: [1] [2]
Genre & Warnings: fluff, smut
Tags: slight dry humping, blowjob, dirty talk, vaginal penetration
Summary: Bakugou is punished with library duty for two weeks, and during that time he gets closer to s/o, someone he considered to be just an extra.
3. Lust: One-shot.
Genre & Warnings: Smut, fluff
Tags: fingering, oral (giving & receiving), deep throat, shameless shit, read at your own risk.
Summary: S/o is a horny woman with a shitty sexual life; Bakugou, like the good friend he is, decides to help her out.
4. Speechless: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Domestic, Fluff, song-based scenario
Tags: none
Summary: Inspired by the song Dan + Shay - Speechless
5. Break up with your girlfriend: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Angst, song-based drabble
Tags: none
Summary: inspired by Ariana Grande – Break up with your boyfriend.
6. Lunch Break: One-shot
Genre&Warnings: Porn
Tags: Handjob, Blow job, cock worship (?)
Summary: Just you sucking off Bakugou instead of eating
7. Mommy: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, Smut, fluff
Tags: dry humping, handjob, cunnilingus, fem!dom, praise kink, mommy kink.
Summary: Bakugou is turned into a child, and s/o has to take care of him.
8. Babyface: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Mature, Smut
Tags: quickie, light handjob, vaginal penetration, wall sex
Summary: In which Bakugou likes you but thinks you’re a minor due to your babyface and rejects all your advances.
9. Lovebirds: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Slice of Life, Fluff (kind of), bakusquad being nosy af, drabble
Tags: none
10. Complicated: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: slice of life, fluff, age gap (for reference, Bakugou is 19 while you’re 25)
Tags: some touchin’ but nothing too explicit, implied sexual activity.
1. Ugly Christmas sweater: One-shot
Genre &Warnings: AU, fluff, drabble
Tags: none
2. Dumb Texts: [1]
3. What nobody knows: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, smut, fluff
Tags: masturbation, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, blowjob, light bondage, cockwarming
Summary: In which nobody knows that you have an affair with a criminal.
4. Promised: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Angst, Fluff, arranged marriage!AU, romance, Yakuza!AU(?)
Tags: none
Summary: Your wedding with Overhaul
5. Babydoll: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Porn + a sprinkle of fluff
Tags: blowjob, fingering, vaginal penetration, pretty much vanilla
Summary: Overhaul loses his V card
6. Of Love and Crimes: [A date gone wrong];
Genre & Warnings: Comedy, Police procedural, romance, fluff, mentions of death, mentions of drugs, eventual smut, stand-alone shots
Tags: none
Summary: Inspired by Brooklyn 99
7. Sugar baby: One-shot
Genre & Warnings: Smut, sugar daddy/sugar baby dynamic (kind of)
Tags: dry humping, light spanking, blowjob, clothed sex
8. Stress Relief: one-shot (coming soon)
Genre & Warnings: Porn
Tags: Fully clothed, Handjob, Blow job, cock worship
1. Sugar and Spice: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]
Genre & Warnings: Romance, slight angst(?), fluff, smut
Tags: Double penetration, verbal humiliation, slight dry humping, blowjob
Summary: Bakugou falls in love at first sight, but later finds out that s/o is already in a relationship.
2. Mommy: One-shot (coming soon)
Genre & Warnings: Slice of life, fluff, love rivalry, smut
Tags: dry humping, handjob, blowjob, cunnilingus, fem!dom, praise kink, mommy kink, double penetration, somnophilia, dub-con yet consensual.
Summary: Bakugou and Todoroki got turned into kids, and it’s up to you to take care of them.
HC: Todoroki with a s/o with braces
HC: Todoroki and Bakugou (sep) jealous of you spending time with the other
HC: Todoroki with a s/o who works at a flower shop
HC: Todoroki with a s/o who works at a coffee shop
HC: Todo x Reader x Bakugou (poly) with a s/o who owns a flower shop
HC: Midoriya with a S/o that hates him at first
HC: Bakugou with a s/o that asks him on a date
HC: Shouto with a s/o that is scared of her quirk
HC: Bakugou with an s/o that uses him as a reference for her drawings + brother Shinsou
HC: Todoroki with a s/o than can see spirits
HC: Overhaul in a quirkless!AU
Overhaul as a virgin
Overhaul preferences when it comes to s/o’s style
Baku and Todo with Fairy!reader
Artists Appreciation Post
What kind of lingerie they enjoy: [Overhaul] [Todoroki] [Bakugou]
Drunk Chisaki
Reacting to s/o sending nudes
The boys as cats
Updated on 11/02/2020
Part 1: Here Part 2: Here Part 3: Here
Where will your heart go? Where will it lead you? Who will it go to in the end?
“Hey Katsuki, tell me something.”
“What is it now?”
You fiddled with your fingers out of pure boredom or could it be nervousness? The walk to your intended destination appeared to be taking longer than expected. A shallow breeze swept by, letting your hair fly free and dance in the warm wind. Bakugou hadn’t realized he was staring since he was suddenly entranced by your unintentional charm.
After what seemed like a lifetime, you spoke up.
“What are we?”
The question caught him completely off guard. He had never taken into consideration what you thought of each other. Neighbors? Friends? Classmates?
However, he knew you harbored feelings for another.
“What is that supposed to–” “We’re here!”
You made your way into the shop, a bell signaling your presence to the cashier at the register whom you instantly recognized.
“Michiko, it is so nice to see you again.” You greeted.
“I’d say the same to you, Y/N. Ah, is this a friend of yours?” She smiled, gesturing at Bakugou who had a displeased scowl on his face.
“Yes,” you answered, tugging him towards you. “This is Bakugou, I’m sorry if he seems rude. He’s feeling a bit under the weather right now.”
“That’s all right,” Michiko laughed. “I have your order ready in the back, let me go fetch it for you.”
“Perfect, thank you!”
You turned to face Bakugou once more and found it was not an aggressive expression that adorned his features but more of a melancholy one. He was so deep in thought that you did not want to disrupt him but you did so anyways.
“Katsuki, stop spacing out. Come take a look at these hyacinths with me.” You grasped his hand with yours.
“Huh? Quit holding my hand, Y/N.”
“Be quiet, I’m trying to tell the difference between each of their meanings.”
“Why the fuck do you care so much?”
You sighed deeply, “I have a plant based Quirk, idiot. This is some research I am doing and gathering knowledge on various blossoms.”
“I don’t know what is so special about some-” “A-ACHOO!”
With another explosive sneeze, the hyacinths before you shook violently before settling back into place. A coughing fit ensued right after so you began rummaging through your school bag. Bakugou grumbled as you handed him a handkerchief for his ailing nose and a cough drop.
“Oh my god, you made the petals come off them!”
“Not my fault their shitty pollen made me fucking sneeze.”
“Why you-!”
Michiko appeared in the nick of time, a precious bouquet blanketed in her cautious arms. You caught off guard by the size of it, surely you’d have to have Bakugou carry it with you.
“Here you are.” She placed the floral arrangement on the counter and noticed you both head butting each other.. “Oh, what’s wrong?”
“This jerk scared the petals right off of some hyacinths I was gazing at.”
“Oh those?” Michiko made her way to the unorganized display. “You can have them if you like, they’re close to wilting and I do not want them to go to waste.”
“I can’t accept those. It’s your inventory.”
“It’s fine, honestly. They’ll degrade too quickly at my house since I get too busy managing the shop.”
“I really shouldn’t-”
Bakugou groaned loudly at the situation. “Y/N, decide already. I want to go home. With a Quirk like yours I’m sure they’ll stick around for a while.”
Your face flushed at the subtle compliment. He had known that you belittled your Quirk on the daily because you felt as if you were not cut out to be a hero. Bakugou had helped you out of that rut by offering you to duel with him during training and while discovering your strengths and weaknesses.
You finally gave into your desires and gladly accepted the flowers.
“Thank you once again, Michiko.”
A small smile danced on his lips but he quickly hid it with a turn on his heel. You were both out the door once more in pursuit of your home close by.
“What are they saying?”
“I don’t know. Kaminari, move your head!”
“Sero, you’re squishing me…”
“Sorry, Ashido.”
The group of friends hid in a cluster of shrubs to conceal their spying on Bakugou and Y/N. If there was a slim chance that the two would begin dating by the end of the night, then all of them had to be there to witness it. Call it being nosy but they considered it vouching for their one true pairing to become a reality.
Currently, you were discussing today’s earlier lesson at school with Bakugou. You had missed a large portion of the lesson by spending it in the infirmary.
“Aizawa’s exam is going to end me. I can feel the planets going into Gatorade. ”
“Hey…”
“Iida offered to tutor me but I feel as if he would drone on and on.” You continued. “Momo might be a bit more helpful but I do not want to burden her.”
“Y/N, what-“
“I should have taken better notes throughout class. God, my academic career is over–“
At that very moment Bakugou’s fuming temper snapped.
“WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES,” He yelled out with steam coming out of his ears. “AND THE WORD IS RETROGRADE, DUMBASS. R-E-T-R-O-G-R-A-D-E.”
You blinked, clearly unfazed. “I’m sorry, Katsuki. What were you saying?”
He grumbled for a second and finally spoke. “What you said at the shitty flower shop…”
“Yeah?”
“When you asked, ‘What are we?’, was there a certain meaning behind it?”
You thought for a moment and laughed hysterically in his face. “Haha, I didn’t get to finish what I was going to say. I meant to ask what are we going to do about the training camp?”
As soon as you spoke those words, his mind lost grip of reality. You had appeared so serious when you questioned him. He hasn’t misread your body language, you were full of sincerity. Had there really been no other interpretations of it?
“Well fuck,” he spat. “Here I was thinking that you wanted me.”
“Wanted you?” You laughed again with tears in your eyes. “Don’t flatter yourself, Katsuki. I do not think of you in any romantical way.”
“Same to you, shithead.”
From the bushes, the group of friends held back their anguished screams. The plant shook violently from the outside and almost gave away their disguise.
“She shot him down!” Mina cried.
“Y/N is so unintentionally cruel.” Sero piped in.
“Bakugou doesn’t seem upset though. He’s taking it like a real man.” Kirishima weeped.
“Hold on, let’s keep watching.” Kaminari said.
A feminine voice cut in from behind. “Can I help you?”
The quartet emerged from their hiding spot and bowed down to the floor. They all shivered in fear of what could happened and didn’t dare lock eyes with either of them. Apologies began to be shouted from each of them.
“WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT!”
“PLEASE DON’T BLOW US UP, BAKUGOU.”
“Y/N, USE YOUR QUIRK AND KEEP HIM DOWN.”
“IT’S NOT MANLY TO BARBECUE YOUR FRIENDS!”
The voice cut them out of their trance, it was unfamiliar. “Are you all okay? I am not going to hurt you. Now, stop bowing so low. It’s embarrassing.”
Michiko stared down at the group of teenagers with a puzzled expression. A sigh of relief escaped from their trembling lips. She was only sweeping around the outside of the shop but the quaking shrub caught her attention.
“That uniform,” she smirked. “It’s from U.A., right? You must be Y/N’s friends.”
“Yes ma’am,” Kaminari confirmed. “We were spying on her and Bakugou.”
Michiko giggled, “You’d better get a move on then, she’s heading home.”
“Of course. We’re so sorry for the disturbance!”
Within a few seconds they had dashed down the street and disappeared from her sight.
“Kids these days,” she chuckled.
The door opened once more as she made her way back inside. She made her way to the used-to-be hyacinth display while something caught her attention.
“Oh, that’s odd.”
She bent down to the ground and scooped up a bit of the petals that were supposedly knocked off earlier. She inspected them with her experienced eyes and quickly made a conclusion.
“These are gardenia petals. I haven’t received a shipment of those in about three weeks…”
As the time passed, the silence that loomed between you two was everything but comfortable. There was an elephant in the room that no one wanted to address or even knew what it was about. Your friendship strained over the next few months and Bakugou’s condition only grew even more worse without you knowing.
“There’s something fucking wrong with me,” he panted as he felt the next round of it come up his throat.
He coughed violently once more and yellow petals flew from his mouth. It was tragically beautiful but to Bakugou it was absolute insanity.
“I have to go back to training,” he told himself. “Or they’ll catch onto what is wrong.”
Bakugou composed himself and readjusted his hero costume. Aizawa had only excused him for a couple of minutes so he had to hurry back to the field. He ran back with a hand over his mouth in case his body acted up again.
Izuku shot him a glance. “Kacchan? Are you all right?”
The question only made him more upset. “I’m fine, you damn nerd.”
This time you made a comment. “You look pale, I think you should sit out. I’ll go tell Eraserhead and All Might–“
“It’s none of your fucking business, Y/N.” He spat. “Keep quiet or I’ll blow your brains out.”
You got near him and placed an arm on his shoulder. “You have no right to speak to me in that way. Calm down, Katsuki.”
“Don’t fucking touch me!” He yelled at you and before he could stop, an explosion hit you directly at full force.
You were thrown into the air as the rest of the students watched in horror. It was too painful for you to use your Quirk. They all scattered around in an attempt to catch your limp body. Todoroki elevated himself with his ice and roughly caught you in his arms.
The teachers quickly called for Recovery Girl to be brought there immediately. You were capable enough of speaking and objected to getting help. The burn wound on your abdomen signaled otherwise. However, everyone was too distracted to notice that Bakugou was coughing up even more petals now.
He wiped his mouth and his eyes widened in sheer panic.
“Is this blood?”
To be honest I just want one final showdown between all the BO and the main characters.
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
the drama queens of my heart + first appearances (3/3): responsible adults™ bonus:
Acts annoyed when you do or say sweet things.
Isn’t actually annoyed, he just can’t handle the sweetness.
It makes him blush super hard, so he always turns his head away.
Super jealous, doesn’t like you talking to Deku.
Always drags you away.
Is new to being affectionate so he gets frustrated with you easily.
Overprotective of you.
Isn’t that great at expressing his emotions,so he wants to show you he cares by protecting you.
Ready to fight anyone who hurts you even if it was an accident.
Doesn’t tolerate anyone looking down on you.
Still very competitive when you guys play games together.
Can get him to do the thing he refuses to do by pouting.
He doesn’t properly know how to apologize, he tends to show that he is sorry by getting you your favorite snacks,etc.
Will go out of his way to get you favorite candy and snacks, but will pretend he just so happened to on that part of town and got them.
Immediately drops everything to help you or rushes over whenever you are in trouble.
Isn’t good at showing it, but would try everything to cheer you up, still won’t admit to it.
Hide his compliments in insults often.
Hates to see you cry.
Will murder anyone who makes you cry.
Would literally fight your parents if they made you cry.
Absolutely detests himself if he was the one that made you cry.
After a few months of hanging out with Bakugou, you decide that you have fallen in love with him. You decide you want to tell him, but the idea makes you nervous. You aren’t sure how he will react or if he feels the same about you. Worst of all, you don’t want to ruin things by bringing such heavy emotions into it and scaring him away.
One day, while playing video games after school you finally beat him. You begin to taunt him as you run away from him.He catches you, you trip and you land on top of him. You make eye contact for what seems like an eternity.
Then it slips, “ I love you Bakugou…”
His eyes immediately widen as his cheeks turns red. He is stunned and silence passes between you two. Anxious and scared you quickly get off of him, grab you bag and head towards the door, “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!” you yell as you open the bedroom door.
Last thing you hear is him calling after you, “Y-Y/N!”
But it’s too late, you run out of his house and keep running until you reach home. When you do arrive home, you immediately go to your room ignoring your parents. You close all the lights and jump into bed. You begin to scream into your pillow with tears in your eyes.
“Why did I do that?!”
“ I’m so fucking stupid!”
———-
Bakugou’s POV
His eyes look up at you, speechless. He had never heard those words before. Unsure of how to comprehend those words his lips refused to move. But before he could say anything, you were running out the door.
“Y-Y/N!!” “Y-Y/N!!!” “Y-Y/N!!!!”
He quickly got up and chased after you. But, by the time he reached the street you were already gone. He buried his head in his hands.
“SHIT!!!!!!” he screamed kicking over the trash can and stomping on it enraged.
Clenching his fists tightly he began pacing furiously.
“FUCK!…Why didn’t I say anything??”
“UGH! WHAT THE FUCK!!?”
Hearing all the noise, Bakugou’s mother appeared, “What the hell!? What did you do with the trash can, little punk!!” she began yelling.
“Bakugou, you better clean this up and buy me a new trash can you ungrateful punk!’
“ Shut up old woman! I don’t want to hear it!” he yelled storming past her and making his way back to his room slamming the door
——
The next day, you stay home from school. You didn’t want to have to deal with the possibility of seeing him and being embarrassed. Plus, your eyes were swollen from crying from embarrassment last night. Your parents were worried about you,but you manage to convince them you just weren’t feeling well. Time had passed, and you spent the majority of the day in bed watching cartoons. If you could, you would have much rather stayed home a second day instead of having to face seeing Bakugou tomorrow.
Lucky for you, your parents were at work and you had the house to yourself so you didn’t have to pretend to be sick. You picked up your phone checking your messages. You had a lot of messages from your classmates wondering about why you didn’t show up to school today. It made you feel a little bit better to know you had friends that cared about your well-being. Some of them had mentioned stopping by to check in on you. Some time had passed and you had grown hungry so you decide to put on some clothes and head downstairs to find something to eat. As you put your sweater on, you hear your doorbell ring.
You head downstairs to open the door, only to be shocked to see Bakugou standing there. His back was to the door and he was still in uniform, meaning he came here straight from class. Before you can try anything he turns around, “ You weren’t at school today, and the girl’s said you weren’t feeling good…” he explained rubbing the back of his neck.
You look at him embarrassed, “Yeah, but I’m okay now so see you at school tomorrow!” You quickly blurt out as you try to shut the door. But, Bakugou’s hand stops you.
“DAMN IT! Y/N WE NEED TO TALK!” he stated raising his voice, which immediately alarmed you.
He was clearly frustrated. “You are so infuriating you know that?” he added. “You are annoying and you talk way too much. You hardly ever listen!” he continued. You were surprised by his words and was unsure what to say. “You always butt into business that isn’t yours, because you are too kind and want to fix everyone’s problems.” he added. “You are always looking out for others, but when was the last time you did something for yourself?” he continue his rant. “You are really clumsy, and you have no sense of direction.” he continued to rant. Fighting back tears, you interrupt him, “Are you done?” you ask getting ready to slam the door.
Bakugou stopped releasing a deep sigh, “ You know what annoys me the most, the fact that you run away.” he replied. “You didn’t even give me the chance to reply.”
“Well, If that’s all you wanted to say we are done-” you began but he stopped you.
“FOR FUCK’S SAKE! Y/N I LOVE YOU TOO!” he shouted angrily. “Despite the fact that you annoy me to no end, I love you. I love being around you. I love playing games with you. I love when you tease me. I love when you try to calm me down. I love you, Y/N.” he admitted. “Yesterday, I hesitated, because I had never heard those words before, nor did I think you would feel that way for someone like me…” he explained dropping his head to avoid eye contact with you.
You couldn’t help but crying now. You couldn’t believe what was he had just said. He looked up at the tears on your face. “Fuck, I didn’t mean to make you cry-” he said growing frustrated with himself. But, before he could finish his sentence you threw yourself into his arms. Unsure of what to do, Bakugou looked down at you stunned. No words came out, and you stood their in silence, but he wrapped his arms around you resting his head on yours.
Falls asleep when you play with his hair
Likes to be the big spoon when you sleep, refuses to let you go.
Always pretends to fall asleep first, so that you fall asleep. But then wakes up to appreciate your face.
Knows he lacks romantically will secretly read magazines and read Shoujo mangas to learn more.
Being affectionate maybe hard at first but he really tries.
First time he called you babe he turned red, but now he loves to call you it all the time, especially in from of others.
That you are too good for him
That he’ll accidentally hurt you.
That he doesn’t do a good job of showing you he loves you.
- Written by Rain 🍑 (valtheviking)
Hamilton:
‘I couldn’t seem to die’ ‘Wait for it’
Hadestown:
‘Keep on walkin’ and don’t look back’
Wicked:
‘Someday there’ll be a celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with me’
Heathers:
‘Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!’
Dear Evan Hansen:
‘When you’ve fallen in a forest and there’s nobody around, did you ever really crash or even make a sound?’