Hes So Prtty

Peter: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at Hallmark*

Peter: Excuse me, do you have any that just say “You are my dad?”

Associate: Well, I—

Peter: How about “You banged my mom?”

Associate: No…

Peter: You know what, I’ll just get a blank one.

Peter: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

Can we please get Shakespearean English right? I have literally never seen anyone ever get it right. (other than in formally printed texts but those dont count)

Thou = you (subject)

Thee = you (object)

Thine = your (possessive, before a word starting with a vowel) eg “thine avocado”

Thy = your (possessive, before a word starting with a consonant) eg “thy bread”

loving all this logan love

And if I just keep on reaching Past the haze of their preaching Oh what things I'll be teaching When I've found what I'm seeking

First artwork of 2024!!! 8D WOOHOO!! Logan my beloved, let him touch the stars. I had to make the canvas smaller lol it was enormous but I'm SO proud of this one! Do not repost, or at least give credit if you ignore that, please.

@thatsthat24 ---> IF YOU LIKE IT, PLEASE REBLOG IT, I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS! <----

Cuz Max’s Aunt is important in the BBC. Owns it? Runs it? Or smth, so thats how they always have a show

Absolutely obsessed with the thought that the BBC offered a (university) drama group with a history of things going badly a spot on their main broadcasting service and despite them driving a ship through their studios, setting the set on fire, fighting with BBC crew and having to call an ambulance they invited them back MULTIPLE TIMES

This

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

Guys i just had a revelation

Do you ever think about how March and Healy (The Nice Guys) are like Crowley and Aziraphale (Good Omens, do I even need to clarify?) but reversed? 

Like, March is the tall lanky one with the issues, he’s the mess of a man like Crowley, but he’s got that happy Aziraphale “I am a prtty angel” energy

Healy is emotionally stable, short and stout like a teapot compared to his partner and is the dom of the relationship and takes care of his wet cat like Aziraphale, but has a Crowley view of the world

And both pairs love each other but the stable one is so exasperated and done with their partner

like, guys I'm frickin onto smth here

guys. i promise you wont regret.

Season1 type of vibe ✨🌈

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU WATCH DIRK GENTLY I WANT TO FOLLOW MORE DGHDA BLOGS

(I ALSO NEED PEOPLE WHO I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS SHOW)

@l6stviolet thank you so much for making me a new layout!!! It’s amazing 🫶