You're My Present This Year

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5 years ago

You wanna know what would be kinda cool

That , if my observation was correct , Jermey possesses bonnie

You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool
You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool
You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool

then that must mean...

You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool

and this.....

You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool
You Wanna Know What Would Be Kinda Cool

is corresponding!!

I just noticed that!

What if withered bonnie's face was gone to mimic Jeremy's face slice or vice versa?


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5 years ago

I JUST REALIZED!!

if crying child just made up the nightmares from real life events then like this

Original :

I JUST REALIZED!!

nightmare :

I JUST REALIZED!!

the that must mean

ORIGINAL/Rockstar :

I JUST REALIZED!!

Nightmare :

I JUST REALIZED!!

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE ACCESSORIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER ROCKSTAR ANIMOTRINICS!


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3 years ago

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

4 months ago
It's An Open Notes Test And Some Dense Motherfuckers Still Can't Figure Out The Answers.

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

4 years ago

Concept, talon abducts a small child (y/n) with supernatural powers to use for their own gain. The only trouble is the child is barely 3 and the worst they can do is run around the base in the nude avoiding bathtime. So now they have a toddler and end up all wanting to protect and nurture them instead of use them. And thus I present to you my contribution to this idea. Enjoy~ Bambi

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Doomfist: *addressing the council and a table filled with potential partners in crime. Looking menacing, evil, and cruel* Since your plans for the Paris assault turned to dust I suggest you think wisely about your next sentence lest you end up like your pathetic Mach-

Y/N: *hidden by the table, tugging on his sleeve* DeDe!

Doomfist: *looks down at them* oh?

Y/N: *hands him a picture they drew*

Doomfist: Oh well done y/n!! I’ll put this with the rest! *pats their hair*

Everyone at the table: *terrified how he switched personalities so quickly*

3 years ago

SOJOURN OVERWATCH I AM COMPLETELY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOU


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5 months ago

I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day

3 years ago
Baptiste Has Some Rough Experience With Healings 
Baptiste Has Some Rough Experience With Healings 
Baptiste Has Some Rough Experience With Healings 

baptiste has some rough experience with healings 


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4 months ago
- Timothy Snyder. The First And Perhaps Most Important Lesson From On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons For The

- Timothy Snyder. The first and perhaps most important lesson from On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons for the Twentieth Century (2017)

Snyder's new book, On Freedom, was published in 2024.

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