Tf2 Random Headcanons

Tf2 Random Headcanons

Heavy can outpace Scout in a soda chugging competition, this has become a near weekly activity (Heavy refuses to let Scout win)

Sniper is cracked at card shuffling tricks and usually keeps a deck on him to fidget with.

Spy was also hired as a translator to help keep everyone on track, since he speaks French, German, Russian, English, and Greek.

Medic loves sweets- specifically vanilla soft serve ice cream.

Demoman always wanted a little brother, and finds that sort of bond with Scout and Pyro.

Well, everyone views Scout as a little brother figure. He's got that snot nosed brat energy about him that makes all the older men see him as a brother.

Engineer is so fond of Pyro because he can't have kids of his own.

Ms. Pauling likes hanging out with Scout and finds his advances lowkey kind of charming, even if she isn't interested. She gets golden retriever energy from him.

Sniper has the widest music taste, ranging from jazz to rock to reggae, he's probably got a record of most genres!

Pyro suffers from psychosis and schizophrenia, Engineer is the only one who really gave Pyro the time of day to find out this information.

Medic has thought about giving Spy breasts "for espionage purposes". Spy has not outwardly gawked in displeasure.

Sniper is actually really good at pinball. The machine always has his highscore at the top. When he is beaten, he is back on top within the week.

Pyro constantly feels cold.

Soldier knows he's not the smartest guy around and he is- or at least was- fully aware that he smuggled himself into WW2. He has a lot of imposter syndrome and paranoia that people will find out.

Spy always wanted tattoos, but because he needs to be unidentifiable, he made a habit out of painting on his arms. (His favorite pattern is roses and thorns wrapping around medieval daggers)

Engineer can pace Demoman in bar drinking, but can't constantly daydrink like Demo.