Audrey Has Prosopagnosia (face Blindness). Why Do I Headcanon This? It Would Explain Her Not Being Sure

What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

Ohohoho

So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"

And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.

And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no effing way dude!!

who broke this vase???

who broke this vase.??!!!!

seriously guys

everyone whos here at my AWESOME party

this HUGE crowd of people thats definitely here right now

SOMEBODY

broke my grandma's vase

and that was the last thing she gave to me before she DIED

i swear to all things football and or skateboarding that i will find you

dont make me cry these incredibly manly tears.

anyone can speak up here and be a apart of this scene, especially those of us who arent imagined and actually here on the stage like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief

[I do not understand theater]

VERY WELL I SHALL COUNTINUE SEARCHING FOR THE CULPRIT IN THE NEXT ROOM...

Stephanie you wanna bake some cookies?

In which Papyrus gets a diagnosis

I don’t think we talk about the headcanon potential of the Urchins enough. I just think there’s more we could be making with these omniscient, financially opportunistic, doo-wop elementary school dropouts. What are their hopes? What are their dreams? What are Crystal’s thoughts on the Wolf Man?

look what they found!

The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

been thinking about More Gun from tf2 lately and how well it represents engineer’s personality. more specifically, his mental state. even more specifically, how absolutely dog water it is. because the first half of the song is your typical texan campfire song, likely to represent the kind and humble persona engie puts up in front of others. but then the tone completely shifts with this electric guitar and then these backing string come in and it’s just ooogh. it’s so sadistic and like viscerally unhinged that it’s unlike anything i’ve ever heard before. but the worst part about it is that people dont really explore this side of engineer that much in fanworks cuz they have this idea that since he’s so put together most of the time, they tend to label him as “the sane one.” which we’ve all heard time and time again as to why this isn’t true. but i just want more fanworks of engie just being a crazy little freak BECAUSE HES A FREAK GOOOD I NEED MY FREAK 😭😭

…cause like what heterosexual explanation is there for “oh the things we’re gonna do to your mouth~” ????

Wanted to do something more bold with Medic! I got some foil prints and I think they came out really cool!

*Cheers like a dad watching sports*