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It's Mother's Day in France today, so I figured I'd share another conversation with my mom that made my day recently

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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

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So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"

And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.

And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

i’ll repent :(

I believe Papyrus would be a big 'I'm on observation duty' fan

4+2=6 and 7+8=15 so 6 and 1 is 7 so it’s 75

There are three ways to ship dentorin. (based off of a post I saw on the lsoh confessions blog!!!)

1. The sadist and masochist pairing. A classic. Orin likes it. Arthur likes it. Very Simple although there is a bit of mischaracterization at play here.

2. Creepy fluff. Actually just writing these two as hysterical and insane. Like one moment Orin will be hating on Arthur but as soon as Arthur’s like ‘IM IN LOVE W YOU’ they start making out sloppy style.

3. The overly complicated way where Orin actually has to explore why Arthur makes him so uncomfortable and the masochist just helps him navigate those strange ass emotions that have just popped up ‘out of nowhere.’

Depending on your flavor of angst or fluff, there are two routes this can take.

1. Arthur is actually supportive and helps Orin out.

2. Because the only thing Arthur was looking for *was* pain, etc, he’s unimpressed by Orin being vulnerable with him and as a result leaves him to pick up the pieces on his own. Orin isn’t the strong sadist Arthur thought he was.

Pick your poison lads. Option two is very ooc imo HIS ASS would not do that to Orin.