[Digital Circus Ep.2 SPOILERS!!]

LETS FUCKIN GO

if you've gotten every other starter you can just walk up to it on Classic W200 and pester it with balls. not entirely sure but iirc it even retains its SwSh catch rate

so close to finishing off my dex in pokerogue

waitwaitwait i need to know if you actually can

[more spoilers]

god damnit i finish this post and TEN FUCKING MINUTES LATER

RIP Robotnik, remembered by his bf

watching Sonic 3 finally [completely legal means™️] and...

there is no fucking way they're still not gay yet what?

○ Stone being Stone

○ Robotnik mentions "all possible genders"

○ R's reaction to Stone being tied up

○ Stone just overcome with emotion -- bonus points for Eggman himself calling it jealousy

also the site i found it on had everyone losing their mind at the shot of Super!Sonic & Shadow and frankly i can't blame them

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

I don't give a fuck if you hate Biden, but remember if T***p gets elected again, we will be going back to where abortions are illegal, LGBTQIA+ people have no rights, more hate, more police killing people, and tons of other shitty things

I don't care what you think about Biden, we just can't have the orange douchebag in the white house again

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

just finished Indigo Disk and man i can't believe the power of friendship got me twice in one Pokémon game

my sweet sweet doofus children just bawling their eyes out, learning kieran pushed himself to the point of emptiness all because he looked up to us, the ending cutscene with the friends bit and possibly the happiest kieran yet, man this dlc broke me in a good way

Scarlet & Violet might possibly be the most fragile switch games ever (honestly $95 per game+dlc is probably double its actual worth from a technical standpoint) but i'll be damned if these games don't have the actual best writing in the series and i am so excited for the actual official release of Mochi Mayhem (already seen it from a yt video but god damn i'm excited to play it for real, maybe they'll add some stuff in between now and the 11th)

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this