Józef Mehoffer (Polish,1869-1946)  

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

this is what congress is discussing rn

Harry George Theaker (British, 1873-1954) - The anticipated letter

Kawanabe Kyosai, White Heron in the Rain, colour woodblock print, Japan, 1880

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

2006