Yeah Alright That Makes Sense.

I saw @vacantbloodbones get an ask about this with no link so I’m here to share the adorable interview. Pour one out for graves being acknowledged at 1:58.

what’s funnier, albus dumbledore swearing his way through every great hall speech, or albus dumbledore legally not being allowed to say fuck

Stark Kids

ENDGAME SPOILERS

Peter didn’t really know what to do with himself at the funeral.

After wandering around in a grief-induced haze, he ended up sitting by the lake alone, imagining maybe Mr. Stark would jump out of it and jumpscare him. He’d done that a few times in the lab. Peter hadn’t thought it was funny at the time, but now he’d give anything for him to do it again.

Little footsteps sounded, and a little girl edged herself up onto the log next to him.

“What’re you looking at?” She asked.

Peter shrugged, “Nothing.”

“You’re Spidey, aren’t you?”

Peter nodded, “Yup.”

“Daddy told me about you,” Morgan said.

Peter looked down at the girl, surprised, “What?”

“There’s a picture with you in it in the kitchen,” Morgan explained, “I asked about it and Daddy said the boy there was a hero he used to know. He said you were gone.”

“I was,” Peter admitted, “But your dad saved me.”

“I thought so,” Morgan said thoughtfully, “You know, Daddy was sad when he talked about you. Mommy said it was because he loved you very much and he thought you being gone was his fault.”

“Did she?” Peter asked, trying not to cry.

“Yes, she did,” Morgan said matter-of-factly, “You know, you look like me. You have brown hair and brown eyes like me. It’s because you’re my brother, right?”

“What?”

“You look like Daddy, and I look like Daddy. He loves both of us very much and he said he used to give you popsicles just like he gives me popsicles. So you must be my big brother, right?”

Peter shrugged, not knowing what to say.

Someone else sat down on Peter’s other side.

“Harley,” Morgan said nonchalantly.

The boy who looked a bit older than Peter looked confused that she recognized him, “You know me?”

“Of course,” Morgan said, rolling her tiny eyes, “Daddy said you almost shot him with a potato gun.”

Harley chuckled, “Yeah, I did. I helped him fix his suit.”

“I know that,” Morgan said, “Mommy said she wouldn’t be alive if you hadn’t helped him, and if she wasn’t alive, I wouldn’t be alive. You saved me and Mommy and Daddy.”

Harley looked caught off-guard, “I guess I did.”

“You look more like Mommy than Daddy,” Morgan decided, “But that’s okay. I think I can love both my big brothers either way.”

Harley exchanged a look with Peter. They both knew they weren’t really Morgan’s brothers.

But still… Peter could sense the silent agreement that they would both do anything for this little girl.

“We can love you, too, little sis,” Peter promised as Morgan wiggled in between the two of them for warmth.

Watching from the porch, Pepper managed to crack a smile.

Her little girl wasn’t going to have to be alone. None of her children were.

Good Omens S2 managed to do something no other show I've see ever do. Write S2 exactly like a fanfic.

Sapphic side characters with a coffee shop involved? Check.

Amnesia? Check.

Side popular ship that becomes canon despite the fact that nobody ever thought it actually would? Check.

Dancing ball scene? Check.

Mischievous match making by main ship? Check.

Character B pours their heart out to Character A and confesses their love and kisses them like there's no tomorrow? Check.

Character A confesses their love back?

Oh.

sacrifice plays tony stark has been willing to make (and has made) in the mcu:

iron man 1: commanded pepper to blow up the stark industries roof with him still on it in order to stop ironmonger, knowing it could potentially kill him as well 

avengers: flew a nuke through a wormhole into space on a suicide mission in order to destroy the chitauri armada and save the world

iron man 3: in a deleted scene, tony took out his arc reactor to use as a defibrillator to save a young boy’s life, and went into cardiac arrest as the shrapnel crawled further and further towards his heart 

age of ultron: placed himself underneath a falling city to blow it up before it caused global destruction, knowing he may not walk away 

infinity war: begged strange not to trade the time stone away to spare his life after thanos had impaled him and was about to finish him off with the gauntlet

endgame: wielded the infinity stones to turn thanos and his entire army to dust, knowing the price was his own life

sacrifice plays thor has been willing to make in the mcu:

thor 1: offered his life in exchange for loki to cease his attack on the town and his newfound friends

infinity war: risked killing himself in order to forge stormbreaker for the chance to kill thanos

endgame: practically begged to put the gauntlet on to snap everybody back before tony stopped him because he wasn’t in any mental condition to make that choice

sacrifice plays natasha romanoff has been willing to make (and has made) in the mcu:

aou: was willing to stay on sokovia and die with everybody she thought they wouldn’t be able to save before fury surprised them with the helicarrier

endgame: sacrificed her own life on vormir to give the team the chance to bring everybody thanos dusted back

sacrifice plays clint barton has been willing to make in the mcu:

aou: shielded the young boy in his arms with his own body when ultron started shooting in their direction

endgame: was also willing to sacrifice his own life on vormir but natasha beat him to it

endgame: could be argued that offering himself up as the guinea pig for the time travel test run was a form of a sacrifice play 

sacrifice plays bruce banner has been willing to make in the mcu:

ragnarok: changed into hulk to help thor save asgard, risking relinquishing all control to hulk, knowing he may never be able to turn back

endgame: wielded the gauntlet to bring everybody back, at great physical cost (he didn’t even know for sure if he’d even survive it)

sacrifice plays steve rogers has been willing to make in the mcu:

the first avenger: jumped on a (fake) grenade

the first avenger: flew a plane into the arctic to save his country

i really don’t understand why steve is painted as the noble, self-sacrificing hero when the rest of the avengers have actually been willing to make more sacrifice plays than he has?? steve isn’t even in the top half of the list!! tony has first place with the amount of times he’s been willing to lay his life on the line to save others yet he’s often painted as selfish and egotistical. post-tfa, steve legit became all talk. in endgame, he told everybody else to do “whatever it takes” while not really putting in the same effort himself. and in the end, he just went back in time and rewarded himself with a long happy life, abandoning everybody else in the present. he got everything back, while; tony sacrificed his life and left behind a family, nat sacrificed her life for clint’s family, thor had to accept his entire family and best friends are all dead, and bruce has to live with a physical handicap and the loss of nat. honestly, don’t talk to me about how noble and morally superior captain america is because endgame proved that he kinda isn’t… 

20 Things I to see in the new series:

1) The children going to Public school

2) THE CHILDREN BEING SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE FOR SOMETHING PECULIAR AND MISS P HAS TO COME TO THE SCHOOL FOR A MEETING

3) The peculiar kids and MISS P in modern clothing

4) Jacob’s pet hollow makes an appearance as a strange family pet

5) Alma leading the council of Ymbrynes like a boss

6) The TWINSSSSSS. I will take the movie twins or Peter-and-Joel. Please.

7) Closure for Fiona!!!!!

8) Horace loving modern day fashion

9) A NEW bad guy….. NOT CAUL. Miss P has suffered enough.

10) Family moments between the children and Alma.

11) The Children with PHONES

12) Bronwyn love interest????? Millard???? Hugh moving on????? I’m conflicted????????

13) Peculiars vs Peculiars- civil war of sorts instead of Whites

14) Melina??

15) The Children thinking about their future now that they have TIME

16) MILLARD TEACHING THROUGH THE INTERNET WHERE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE VISIBLE.

17) Jacob and Emma’s relationship

18) Jacob becoming more and more like one of the peculiar children

19) The children’s and Alma’s confusion about American things. Jacobs responding face-palm

20) Happiness for my babies. They DESERVE IT!!!

I recognize that canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it and indulge myself in fanfic

Merry December 10th y’all

(On Tina)

Newt: I-I don’t know Jacob theres just something about her.

Jacob: Yeah?

Newt: Her hands are.. well they’re so nice and, soft.. almost like the fur of a pigmy puff.

Jacob: A what?

Newt: N-Nothing.. I- well, do you think I should tell her I-

Jacob: What that you like her? Well yeah. I mean, have you seen the way you too interact when you’re together?

Newt: No- Well she, I don’t think that means anything I mean- Well I- Of course it means something for me, I mean shes great, and beautiful, and her ey-

Jacob: I know, I know, like Salamanders

Newt: Yes.

Jacob: I think you should take her somewhere!

Newt: Like.. ah uh, a date?

Jacob: Yeah, take her out to dinner, treat her like a lady she’d like that.

Newt: I don’t know, she probably wouldn’t even go.

Jacob: Newt, the womans crazy about you

Newt: I wouldn-

Jacob: She fled to Paris because she was jealous of Leta

Newt: Well I - Where would I take her

Jacob: Ya ever heard of a zoo?

They got salamanders!