It’s Like Dr. House Always Said

the jermafication of the spot is real

demolition lobsters

⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

"it bit me" <- current favorite thing to say when I am injured by an inanimate object

ou8ooooghhhh

beyoncé as foxxy cleopatra

look at me go i can use tumblr now

@dicknballz @bluniper000 @number1selfinsertkinni3

i'm as alone as you are

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter keeps walking towards us but is getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license