To My Future Employers Now That My Tumblr Is Linked On Behance;

to my future employers now that my Tumblr is linked on Behance;

To My Future Employers Now That My Tumblr Is Linked On Behance;

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5 years ago

I want this musical!

๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“—๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ

๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“—๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“–๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฏ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“”๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฎ

1 year ago
Wait... That's Not How The Plot Goes--
Wait... That's Not How The Plot Goes--
Wait... That's Not How The Plot Goes--
Wait... That's Not How The Plot Goes--

Wait... That's not how the plot goes--

11 months ago

Wild animals are wild animals. Leave them alone.

Snowy's Fight the Uwu-ification of Wildlife Masterpost

Wikipedia Articles & News Articles:

Timothy Treadwell

Night of the Grizzlies

Travis the Chimpanzee

Roar (film) - Injuries section

Marius Els

Videos

Sea lion pulling child into water

Bison tossing girl in air [Look in suggested videos for a LOT more "Bison helps tourist FAFO" videos, more than I can list here]

Man gored by elk [Photos of incident, non-graphic]

Deer fighting a man (my best guess deer was sick, as doesn't appear to be a male in rut)

Rabid fox attacks woman

Hawks dive-bombing to protect nest (Shows picture of man with bloody head)

Groundhog bites mayor after being held up to his face

Toddyboya's video "Please Stop Touching Wild Animals"

Not Attacks, But Leave Them Alone

Bison calf dies after tourists load it into car

Tourists remove bear cubs from tree, resulting in their separation from mother

Other

Death in Yellowstone: Accidents and Foolhardiness in the First National Park by Lee H. Whittlesey (Book)

Please reblog, and feel free to share any other videos or incidents you know of.


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1 year ago

wheres seasons greasons

1 year ago

The reason there are no children in Morrowind

An Argonian Nerevarine is seen talking to a dunmer child who appears to be bandaged. She speaks up with a concerned look as Vakkah-lah says: "That was close. You okay there, kid?"

The dunmer child looks saddened as she averts her eyes and says: "Yes, I am... Thank you miss"

The child deflates as her expression holds a solemn stare, "But... I'm so sorry. You could've gotten hurt because of me..." 

Vakkah-lah instantly exclaimed with surprise as she says: "What? No! Don't apologize! You were in danger! I couldn't just let you die."
The dunmer child looks up at Vakkah-lah as she stutters out: "But... but miss..."

The Nerevarine gives a reassuring smile as she explains to the child, "Listen. It's my job. I'm the good guy! I help whoever I can on the way. So if there's anything you ever need, I'm always happy to help!"

The child looks away once more as she utters: "Well, since you said so, can you do one more thing for me? Please?"

The Nerevarine softens her eyes as she says: "Of course. What is it, little girl?"
The dunmer child stares up with a disturbing expression. Smiling, she tells Vakkah-lah: "Would you come with me? The Sixth House is waiting for you, Lord Nerevar."

Vakkah-lah is seen mortified as she pauses her sentences.
Vakkah-lah kneels down to the dunmer child's level as she widens her eyes with a cautious face. "Child... where are your parents?"

The kid kept smiling as she began to unwrap her bandages from her eye, "The Sixth House is my Family. They took me in when no one wanted me. They gave me a gift. A home. They want you to join us too."

In the next panel, the bandages are seen on the floor below the child's feet.
The child is revealed to have corprus infecting the side of her bandaged face.  She keeps speaking as she says, "After all... The world rejects you. You'll be happier with us. If you join us,  then you won't suffer anymore. House Dagoth accepts you."

Vakkah-lah realizes the situation, getting back up as she mutters, "Corprus... Kid, come on. We really shouldn't be here. Let's just-"

However, she was interrupted by another voice as another child says, "Nerevar? Where are you going?"
The next panel reveals two children. One is an Ash Zombie Child, and another is a severely infected dunmer child with a gaping mouth and rotting skin. "You saved our sister. Why not stay? Father Dagoth would love to thank you for your kindness."

Vakkah-lah covers her mouth in horror as she starts thinking to herself, 'Oh my gods... He's inducting children too. All those missing posters... All those families. Tell me this isn't true.'

A new voice joins them as she turns around with pure fear, hearing the next child speak, "Yes, Lord Nerevar. Stay here with us. Father wants to reunite with you again."
The next panel reveals two more children. One is a Corprus Stalker child, and another is a dunmer child with three glowing red eyes and a sickly grin. "He misses you. He wants you to join us all. What's stopping you?"

Vakkah-lah's eyes widen as she shakes, starting down as the children continue to try to convince her to stay, "Come on Nerevar. Stay here with us. Don't leave us here."
Vakkah-lah wakes up as her eyes shoot awake. She was seen under the covers of the bed as her chin was resting on the pillow. She starts to think for herself as she pokes her head out,

' It was... just a dream... That's the last time I'm reading scary lore books at night...'
In the next panel, the Nerevarine's eyes shoot up in terror as she hears the voices of the dunmer girl she rescued earlier in her dream. She appears to be smiling down at her.

"You're finally awake, Lord Nerevar. We've finally found you"
The next panel reveals a row of children surrounding the Nerevarine in a circle. They all simultaneously speak up, "Come with us. Join the Sixth House."

Vakkah-lah tries to back up as they speak once more,
"You can't run from destiny. Come along now."
The last panel reveals Dagoth Ur behind Vakkah-lah. His mask was off with his face revealed to have three glowing red dots for eyes, as well as huge unhinged teeth. As his jaw opens, tendrils are seen lingering out of his mouth as he goes in, ready to reach for her. The children continue to speak as their last words finish with:

"Father is waiting for you."

I may have wanted to make something for Spooky Month.

I like to imagine that the children of Morrowind are there, but a bunch of them go missing and end up serving the Sixth House in one big dysfunctional family cult.

I'd honestly be terrified too if I had a child that ended up like this too.


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7 months ago

Extrie, Extrie! Itโ€™s the newest issue of the Talking Tick!

Extrie, Extrie! Itโ€™s The Newest Issue Of The Talking Tick!
6 months ago

A baby?!?!???

A Baby?!?!???
A Baby?!?!???
5 months ago
Well Then.

Well then.

Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags

17th Century Death Roulette โ˜ ๏ธ
VOLE.wtf
See what you mightโ€™ve died from in 1665 London, using real mortality records.
1 year ago

Jewish people deserve to live. I know, ground breaking stuff. Apparently so many so called โ€œLeftistsโ€ donโ€™t agree with me.

As I promised to update, I'm back from the hospital and I'm okay.

Food was starting to run out (only had enough left for about half a day), I really didn't want to go to the store when it's dangerous to be away from the bomb shelter, but had no choice. Got food, but there's no bottled water to be found anywhere, exactly when Israeli citizens were instructed last night to stock up our bomb shelters with enough dry food and bottled water for at least three days.

The number of confirmed dead is officially at 900 (still not final), the number of wounded is at over 2,600, the number of kidnapped is at least 150. The number of terrorists who breached Israel's border and massacred civilians on Saturday is estimated to be at least 1,500.

I mentioned Mor and her grandmother already, but I felt like hearing her telling their story is important enough to share this vid. Testimonies like this are coming out in incomprehensible numbers.

Since the beginning of this war on Israel on Saturday, five independent terrorist attacks were attempted and stopped. Thankfully, no one was reported to have been murdered, though there are casualties.

In Egypt, a soldier guarding tourists (likely inspired by Hamas' massacre) opened fire at a group from Israel. He murdered two Israelis and their Egyptian local tour guide. At least one more person was also wounded in this terror attack.

There have been rockets fired into Israel from the north by Hezbollah (while Hamas fires thousands of rockets from the south) and there was also a breach of Israel from the north by another terrorist organization named Islamist Jihad. During this, Israel's northern citizens were instructed to lock themselves inside their homes. All of the terrorists who infiltrated Israel from the north were killed, but so was an Israeli commander, Alim Abdallah. He was supposed to finish his army service this coming Sunday. May his memory be a blessing.

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

On a personal note, my former boss' son was killed (may his memory be a blessing. ื–"ืœ), and one of my colleagues has been kidnapped and is held hostage in Gaza.

Another personal story is that of Lior Asulin. He was a talented soccer player. Among other clubs, he played for an Arab team and helped it become Israel's soccer champion. He was murdered at the music festival that he went to in order to celebrate his birthday, and where at least 270 young people were butchered (ื–"ืœ).

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

There's news from other countries about anti-Israeli demonstrations where the massacre of innocent Israelis is celebrated, in Australia the pro-Palestinian demonstrators shouted "Fuck the Jews" as well as "Gas the Jews."

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.
As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

In at least one protest a pro-Israeli demonstrator was beaten up:

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

And already there are antisemitic incidents, where Jewish establishments outside of Israel are being targeted.

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

Countries whose citizens are known to have been kidnapped or murdered by Hamas in the attack on Israel:

As I Promised To Update, I'm Back From The Hospital And I'm Okay.

(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)


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