The Tower Is Also My Wife

TBF, I am a cynical adult, and my dad was in the army. We both love Muppets.

Given that building a puppet theater increases stress relief by 10 for everyone it’s like…. 

A bunch of cynical battle weary grown-ass adults…. that all fucking love puppet shows….

The heir finds it extremely baffling. 

you can teach Vi new tricks by putting a bee plushie on a stick and having that do the trick in front of her

i know that ur talking about scientist mimicking dances to talk to bees and shit, but for an intelligent bee thats go to be terrifying

spooky. however, it also made me think of this lol

Reblog to kill it faster

The last of us is so unrealistic, you're supposed to get cool ice powers duh.

Why does this image perfectly sum up Bojack Horsemen without spoiling anything?!

Oh no he’s hot! Human! Aughra is a very lucky woman.

Can we see human Mal without the mask? Please?

y’all so horny lmaooo

I am 100% convinced that Human pet guy is either a troll, or a Victorian scientist who invented a time machine. Who stays in the 21st century for some reason. (Probably to avoid Tuberculosis or something.)

guys! Make sure to purchase Girl Scout cookies if you can! They don’t take donations from anti-trans organizations!

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Am I the only one who thinks replacing Angel Gabby with Ultrakill Gabriel would be fucking hilarious?

considering how intense he is imagine Jonah watching Angel Guardian of Hell, and Gabriel is just screaming the lessons at the top of his lungs. “PUT RAZORBLADES IN YOUR ABUSIVE FUCK OF A FATHERS SHOES, THEN SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!” Also V1 is Francis. The Best part? Gabriel genuinely tries to comfort the kid, and Jonah still has fond memories of him.