Faggot

scenemo sal when

if you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?

Sal: Black with hot pink stripes!

*throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coco-*

you have 3 days to complete your mission, jarry lohnson

if you dont give travis some roses immediately im gonna banish you to the shadow relm

😭😭ok ok fine 😭

Smoking sessions

Sal fisher x reader x Larry Johnson

Art credit to: @plusvanity

Smut-Drabble:

None of you really spoke on what the three of you were. No one would act how they did when the sun came down, and everyone got off of work.

Larry would be the first to sit down and set everything out on the table. Rolling up a blunt in a way that seems out of character for his easy going, laid back nature. Folding the paper aggravated, yet skilled as he’s done many times before.

You would sit down beside him secondly. Sinking into the couch as you Watched Larry play with the lighter with his calloused finger tips. holding the rolled up paper to his lips. he inhaled deeply, then held his breath for a mere minute, then exhaled through his nose. The smoke vapor looked almost hypnotic to you as it danced into the air softly. It’s sight you can’t get enough of, even though you’ve seen him do this multiple times before.

Sal would be last to join. Changed into a loose wife-beater and some sweat pants. his mask off. You and Larry where the very few people who get to see him like this. it almost made you feel honored in some sense. He would sit on the end of the couch to watch Larry give you the blunt and would help you count from inhale, hold, to exhale. Larry’s hands would be lazily draped around you as you passed the joint to sal. Sally would hit it differently than larry, he would inhale, hold it, then would lay back in the couch as he didn’t really exhale, but let the smoke deep out of his mouth and nose as he talked to Larry.

Sal would reach his hand over your head to pass it back to Larry as the cycle would start over. They’d both would get more progressively handsy with you. Larry’s hands resting on your inner thigh. And Sals hand would slide up your back from under your shirt. You would let them touch you, not stopping them as they carried their conversation.

after your third or fourth hit, your shirt would have been discarded. you’d be left in just your panties. leaning back into Sal as he palmed at your breasts as Larry would slide off the couch. Lowering his head between your thighs. He Engulfed his tongue into your wet cunt. You whimper and moan into sals mouth as he explored yours with his tongue, you could feel his tongue piercing and fingertips discover your body and skin.

That’s it I go to bed now <o^o>

I hope he does! its a very pleasant experience

larry im gonna tell you a secret larry okay larry the secret is i love licking 9v batteries larry its so fun have you tried it have you ever tried licking 9v batteries

"Never thought about it dude." *Tries not to laugh*

now who the fuck said this, don't be shy come forward

Sal, do you think that if there's facial reconstruction surgery, there's the opposite?

like

facial fuckup surgery

for those that are like

idfk

have BIID or smth and are very dysphoric with having a "normal" face?

-someone who really wants to get reverse reconstruction

"I..." *Looks away* "I-I don't know...."

does this mean I should change my name to percy

sal fischer

i hate shipping things it makes me feel like one of those mormons who show up at peoples front doors all "have you heard the good word" and shit 😭🙏

Sally face tomodachi life island!!

An old sally face comic strip. (I think I’m gonna start posting more art bc I need a motivation)