Blueconnoisseursnail - STUPID SHIT AND SNAILS

I cleansed my house with spaghetti today,its the intention that counts right?

Just found out my neice dips watermelon in ketchup,I'm disowning her.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

it’s world rat day🥺

BTW THIS RAT HAS SAVED MORE LIVES THE THE U.S. PRESIDENT!

THEY GAVE HIM A TINY MEDAL

I HOPE HE GOT THE BIGGEST BLOCK OF CHEDDAR FOR HIS BRAVERY

Will someone explain to me why theres a frog on my window?

I was going to break down crying but then I looked at my little shineys ,and I stopped because I didnt want to make them sad.

I HAVE DECIDED THAT FROM NOW ON I WILL BE HAUNTING MY OWN HOUSE THE GHOST AREN'T DOING IT SO I WILL!