On The 11th Day Of Christmas My Mutual Gave To Me Softcore Middle Aged Man Pornography

logan and laura

decided to post this here while im working on comms!

Happy 23rd birthday, Dipper and Mabel! 🌲🌠

Sweater town

the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

Tony gives the Guardians a run down before the Thanos fight.

[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Nancy and Jonathan: [Spinning a little and talking]

Steve and Billy: [Fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

Me: I’m rewatching Criminal Minds! Again!

My friends:

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

you would not believe how difficult the last clip was to make