I Feel Like I Just Got Stabbed

FUCK NO

somebody please tell me why the hell my math teacher got mad I could do this mf in my head:

3x = 12

BITCH ITS FOUR

I DONT NEED TO SHOW YOU HOW I GOT IT, THATS FUCKING FOUR

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

3

x

4

=

12

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED MR. LIMPDICK

They’re so hungry

Things I look for in Media

(Don’t even recommend if it doesn’t include all 4)

Homosexuals

Women with children

Short insomniacs

Teeny tiny band

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

stumbling upon tumblr roleplay beef always makes my day

like yeah im in this fandom but who are these people

and u can tell theres plenty of lore buried under the surface and thats why half of it doesnt make sense

but god why do they GAG EACHOTHER??. HELLO

HAPPY 413 :P

the "random lol humor internet series that is just a bunch of jokes" to "genuinely emotionaly devastating work of art contemplating the nature of humanity that cannot be explained to somebody without sounding like you are having a stroke" pipeline needs to be studied