Roses Are Red,Violets Are Blue. The Singular They Is Older Than Singular You.

OOC: Hatchetfield fan 🫵

- @melissafromccrptechnical

Yep I’m a Hatchetfield Fan. Tinky Memes are my lifeblood though.

Why are there so many hearts. I didn’t read it and accidentally hearted it. I’m Gay and Ace so reversed it but still.1/9-1/8 of people who noted this hearted it.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

The Propoganda is He Likes to Leave Poops In Your Shoe. Is there a God?!

propaganda for Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel:

He lives in a pocket and he's cute

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It’s literally Blinky’s title. It’s a Perfect Headcannon that all that needs to happen is Jeff Blim’s answer of yes or no.(He did more than the songs of Tto.).

I’ll never stop thinking about the fact that Trail To Oregon could very well take place in the hatchetfield universe because “The Watchers with a thousand eyes” could definitely be blinky

Bronx Zoo

My brother says he wants to relive being 8 and we’re at the dinosaur exhibit but when he was 8 I had a Dinosaur hyperfixation! So now I’m saying dinosaur facts to the tune of Starkid songs.

Anything Hatchetfield:Ascension is The Idea of Your Stupidity being so high others are below it even when they try to beat it.(Yeah I love Starkid but come on it’s just like that when it comes to dark comedy.)

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion

I don’t think anyone is trying to make fun of New Jersey!! I think we’re all just jealous we can’t go 😭🙏

Phew. I was actually Uncomfortable for a little there.

Why Not Try Both(Mha and Mutants and Masterminds M&M is A Really Good System and the Mha stuff is that kids mentioned it so much in class I made a weird project.)(It’s my Current Hyperfixation Besides 60,Maybye 70 Musical Version Hyperfixations)

if you want superheros that suck you should watch jrwi prime defenders .its a podcast made by the just roll with it crew and it uses the mutants and masterminds system . you would like dakota the most i think ... *shakes a podcast at you like every jrwi fan ever to exist*

ANYTHING TO STOP ME FROM FIXATING BACK ON MHA. ANYTHING.

Platonic Ship Of People Who do Horrifying Things and End Up getting with their Crush Anyway but we don’t care due to Their Regret and Being Adorkable.(Especially Jeremy,Steph Participated in the Horrifying Things.). Someone Needs Stephanie and Christine Next and Michael And Richie Lipschitz.(And A Michael Confusinh Richie for Rich). Or even Rich or Jake And Max Jagerman.(At least one of these I’ll make as an art project at school it won’t be as good as this amazing art though, it’ll be much much worse.)

drawinf more man than im comfortable with recently.

This is not niche this is every theatre kid who watched descendants.

here, have a super niche meme