Blossom-raven - Raven

Damned be the non-purposefully-small-for-portability laptops which have that part of the keyboard just thanosed for no reason. Same applies for putting important keys on motherfucking Fn keys, so that some functions overlap. My ooold laptop used to have things like volume/brightness/prt scr/home/end on their very own buttons. With volume and brightness being especially vital here since one didn't have to do anything to switch between them and Minecraft's own Fn utilities

Tea it is for me. 50$ every half/third of a year for tea alone goooo. Yes, I know it's not related to the point of the post but I just wanted to say something when reblogging

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)

7 ryonders of the world

Amethyst Twins.

Why would one ban leaves leaves are worker mental health support wrrr

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

At least they're from that house. الحمد لله I never was a potterhead even in my childhood, but that doesn't change the fact the other houses suck

some days you cannot help but pity some people