Told My Girlfriend That If She Proposes I Want A Secondhand Wedding Ring. I Explained I Don't Want To

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Not usually one to speculate about a stranger's transness, but like, HRT would save Shuzo Oshimi, right? Someone please let this man try oestradiol just once. As a treat.

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

Uqi on X: "Reze arc https://t.co/EULo8Y0rkU" / X

So this is Country Miku edition 123 🏳️‍⚧️Miku from the country where all the pretty girls are from🏳️‍⚧️?

🏳️‍⚧️ Miku loves you 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Me when the when when Quanxi chainsaw man

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