Blorbusshmorbus - ★Blorbus Shmorbus★

fuckkk I just realized the final scenes are a rebirth!! In murdering Elspbeth, Oliver's narrative comes to an end. He no longer has anyone listening to his story and therefore has no reason to continue to orchestrate his lies. His memories of Felix belong to him, the house belongs to him, his actions now belong wholly to him. He no longer has to pretend or twist his motivations for the sake of his narrative. He kills Elspeth and lays on her chest like a baby, wrapping her limp arms around himself like the distorted hug of a mother to a child. The next shot is Oliver naked and dancing freely within the walls of Saltburn. GAH Elspeth's death functioned as Oliver's metaphorical birth into a new life here. Oliver is showing us that he has been liberated from the constraints of his narrative and is now free.

*laying on the ground, emaciated and covered in muck*

Caracalla and Geta are wolves, teeth buried in each other’s throats. If either of them pull too far, the stops will be unplugged and the blood will rush to the ground where their bodies will soon fall. It is love. Dependence. Brotherhood. Any act, whether compassionate or hateful, deepens their jaw’s grasp. They cannot move, they cannot come apart. It was always going to kill them. They were always going to be each other’s end.

*coughs up blood and pulls myself into a hole in a wall*

Laugh rule is a rule some people have for themselves that pretty much just means 'It made me laugh so therefore I have to reblog it'

Thank you so much!!!

Going crazy over the sleeves, it's too long for him 🥺🥹

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Imo kinda problematic to worship Apollo :/ I mean he brings the plague upon people and shoots them with arrows

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I hope you and your family get the plague

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AUUUGUGUHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHG. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHGHHG AGONY

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I’m gonna go pick some flowers today :)

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underworld

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Built this today

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Up here flying and shit. With my new wax wings

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The sun looks so beautiful

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Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS

#THEY JUST SHOWED UP IN THR CLOUDS WHO ARE YOU #WHAT THE FUCK #???!!?!? #??? HOWD YOU EVEN GET HERE

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who would even want a golden touch. what would you do with that. choose turning into a dolphin instead or something

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look at this guy his posts turn into gold too😭😭😭

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BEEP

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why are you on my post

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Psycopomp winner FINALE

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Why am I losing. Guys

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Guys I thought we were in agreement

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The other guy makes you pay for a ride why are you voting for him

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Please

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Look at my boat boy

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@mcr-reference is this an mcr reference???

At the age of 16 all witches are assigned a familiar. You are excited for yours as you see your friends turn 16 and get theirs. Cats, Crows, spiders. You are devastated to find out that out your 16th birthday, your familiar is a 27 year old hipster named Frank.

got a new pen :-)

i really want to show modern things to historical people, not because it would kill them but because i think they'd find it interesting. like i'm pretty sure an ancient roman guy would like watching naruto.

(guy who has so much fucking work to do voice) i should write a fic