I Am Going To Fetishize Kinds Of Men You’ve Only Seen In Your Peripheral Vision At The Grocery Store

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

wait are y’all an ocean guy, lake guy, or river guy. i am a river guy tbh

so did that the vampire get the job

Whatever happened to being a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag? You guys used to love busting it down sexual style

unless you literally want to crack open your rib cage and have me crawl inside do NOT flirt with me.

Toshihiko Takamizawa's custom guitars

top 5 date ideas:

1. hannibal season 2 ep 13 “mizumono”

2. possession (1981 dir. Andrzej Żuławski)

3. interview with the vampire episode 7 “the thing that lay still”

4. art museum and then a cafe

5. phantom thread (2017 dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

you’re so jealous I just got three vaccines at once now I have all the autism

i think we could achieve communism through loons