I’m Sorry Officer I Didn’t Know I Was Speeding. I Was Listening To Nine Inch Nails And My Erection

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

Okay, Okay, here me out-

Satan from obey me demon form but in this

“Undead” - Transformation from human to vampire 

(My edit of Vincenz Georg Kininger painting, 1795)

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

"he's evil" no he's not. he's just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he's still just my funky lil man. "he's killed people" okay, and?? he's just quirky that's all. but he's also got great style, and i think he'd give really good hugs :)

-Dilfs-

specifically the dilf from Luca because

this man holds my heart fr fr

April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.