April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.
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Get a guy who makes it a personal goal to make you cum as many times as possible.
me anytime someone I follow follows me back:
yo are we about to kiss rn
Yeah sorry I deboned your boyfriend. I wanted to see how he would operate if I took all his bones. The answer is "not very good" but his bones are mine now. Sorry. He has very good bones, if that's of any consolation.
Warm bread. You agree. Reblog
"he's evil" no he's not. he's just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he's still just my funky lil man. "he's killed people" okay, and?? he's just quirky that's all. but he's also got great style, and i think he'd give really good hugs :)
Joseph Apoux
Vampire Mood Board: Part III