Pov: You Piss Off Mr. Compress (or Whatever)

Christmas gifts for your mother: extremely heartfelt, thought out, emotionally captivating heirloom

Christmas gifts for your father: Tractor Supply Gift Card

I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”

war never changes

i want to see art of professor sycamore discovering sylveon

like

he’s just petting an eevee and suddenly it evolves and he just points at it and yells “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

and one of his assistants comes in all ‘Professor, what’s wro-WHAT IS THAT?!”

and he just turns to them and flails his arms at sylveon going “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

i just know the todoroki family documentary went crazy in the mha universe

miles twins bickering

I wish there was like a post noting all the episodes that the villains appear in My Hero Academia, because I’m obsessed with the League of Villains again. It’s the only thing that I like about this series and I guess I’ll have to skip a lot of scenes to get to them haha. I wish I cared even a little about the heroes, but I really don’t. Not sure why but yeah I never really got invested in the hero side of things. Doesn’t help that some interesting heroes get sidelined a lot haha by the main three. Shigadabi specifically always drags me back in.

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.